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re: Two random factoids that were seered into your brain in elementary school
Posted on 9/17/25 at 7:55 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 9/17/25 at 7:55 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Only you can prevent forest fires
Avoid blasting caps
Avoid blasting caps
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Posted on 9/17/25 at 8:05 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I will do three: Sam Houston was the greatest American to ever live,Santa Anna was a soulless demon, and the Alamo is sacred ground. (Thank you, Texas public education- grades K through 3)
Posted on 9/17/25 at 8:18 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine *Pizzas
My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine *Pizzas
Posted on 9/17/25 at 8:35 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
You could NOT use the N word when describing a slingshot to my African American 4th grade teacher Ms Duhon
Posted on 9/17/25 at 8:45 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Chapitre Cinq: La Telephone:
C'est mercredi aujourd'hui et Philippe et Catherine Landon n'ont pas de classe ils sont chez eux mais il veut pas rester à la maison toute la journée donc ils ont téléphoner à Bernard pour lui demander s'il est libre
French class. technically 7th Grade, but started French lessons in 3rd grade
. Had to memorize an entire page and recite in front of the class.. I'll only bore you with the preamble.
wondering if any of you old cajun codgers on here might pick up on some of it.
C'est mercredi aujourd'hui et Philippe et Catherine Landon n'ont pas de classe ils sont chez eux mais il veut pas rester à la maison toute la journée donc ils ont téléphoner à Bernard pour lui demander s'il est libre
French class. technically 7th Grade, but started French lessons in 3rd grade
. Had to memorize an entire page and recite in front of the class.. I'll only bore you with the preamble.
wondering if any of you old cajun codgers on here might pick up on some of it.
This post was edited on 9/17/25 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 9/17/25 at 8:54 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Water is the universal solvent
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
If the teacher wears a loose shirt, you might get to see a bra covered boob; cafeteria food is good if you are hungry.
Posted on 9/18/25 at 12:01 am to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:
Niger is not pronounced how a 2nd grader thinks it would
Eta: got my first detention for that one
My deceased ex father in law pronounced it with 2 g's. The joke in the family is that he once ran for mayor of a small town and only the black people and a few friends voted for him
Posted on 9/18/25 at 12:03 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Boys have a penis & girls have a vagina.
Now it’s “controversial”
Now it’s “controversial”
Posted on 9/18/25 at 12:04 am to Violent Hip Swivel
not in school but the biggest repeated rumor in world history is that divers have seen catfish as big as cars at every dam or spillway in the world
Posted on 9/18/25 at 12:31 am to Tigerpride18
If you keep singing an inappropriate song that you learned during recess, you will get sent to the office for a paddling.
If you keep singing a song that is okay after you’ve been told to stop, you will get sent to the office for a paddling
If you keep singing a song that is okay after you’ve been told to stop, you will get sent to the office for a paddling
Posted on 9/18/25 at 5:29 am to Violent Hip Swivel
One of the main topics I remember from that time in my life was acid rain. Thanks Mrs. Fechhelm!
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:01 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I never took a second of french after the 3rd grade and I remember more basic french at almost 50 than I do from the multiple combined years of spanish I took from high school and college.
I also strangely remember some basic MS-DOS prompts that we learned in the school library back in the mid-80s.
I also strangely remember some basic MS-DOS prompts that we learned in the school library back in the mid-80s.
Posted on 9/18/25 at 9:07 am to Jimbojambojumbo
Cut up the plastic coke can holders or you'll kill sea turtles
Uno, dos, tres
Uno, dos, tres
Posted on 9/18/25 at 4:27 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
quote:When I was in kindergarten I was arguing with another kid and called him a "person that annoyed me." I had no idea what the word meant, I had just picked up that it was a bad word to call people so I said it as a basic insult.
You and I had similar second grade experiences. I was looking at a globe in my second grade class and asked my teacher, Mrs. Heath, if Niger was where (people who annoyed you) came from. She just chuckled and told me "no." It was, after all, the 1968-1969 school year.
My teacher overheard, took me out in the hallway and explained to me that the word I used means 'black person' and not to call another white kid n------ ever again.
This was 1985 in California.
Posted on 9/18/25 at 6:46 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
Two random factoids that were seered into your brain in elementary school
I learned how to spell sear, for one
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:47 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Don’t do that or it will go on your permanent record!
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:49 pm to LSUJuice
quote:
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species
All
Kings
Play
Chess
On
Fridays
Generally
Speaking
Posted on 9/18/25 at 10:46 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
These days kids are learning that there are 10k genders.
Posted on 9/18/25 at 11:55 pm to deltaland
quote:
That George Washington Carver and the invention of peanut butter was as world changing as the telegraph, automobile, radio, and electricity
This. We had a teacher that would have so many projects concerning this. I hated February after that.
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