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Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:16 am
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
9833 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:16 am
Seriously, there must not be many requirements to become one of these guys. Was in the Atlanta airport yesterday I have to tell you, they are the most mix and match group of people I've ever seen. One was a half-witted middle aged dude who talked like like some sort of weird robot, another was a geeky computer nerd looking dude, one guy had a really thick Caribbean accent, and another was a old black blues singer looking guy with two inch thick sunglasses. I just don't know how they could prevent us from terroist attacks.
Posted by Tupac
Cuba
Member since Jul 2017
35 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:18 am to
Do you like molesting people? You're hired!
Posted by xxGEAUXxx
minneapolis
Member since Dec 2012
1270 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:19 am to
Very easy to land a gig with them. When they attempt to do there job is pretty funny to watch.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37678 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:20 am to
TSA are fricking losers who couldn't be in a position of real authority.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:02 am to
package grabbin somebitches
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
44455 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:07 am to
Illusion of safety. I'm shocked there haven't been more inside jobs with TSA agents involved.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:11 am to
I've never had a bad experience with them

I wear an insulin pump so I have to get the full service when I fly. Technically my pump can go through the scanners but I don't like to risk it when I'm traveling

Everyone of them has been extremely respectful and kind. Are they the smartest folks around? Nah. But for the most part seem okay to me. I've never been held up too long and they have always been very accommodating
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 1:12 am
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:53 am to
quote:

Are they the smartest folks around? Nah. But for the most part seem okay to me. I've never been held up too long and they have always been very accommodating


They are what you get at their pay level, just like cops, teachers and any other employee.

Shitty thankless jobs with poor pay do not attract the best and brightest, most TSA agents are former security guards who found a job with meager benefits and just a bit over what the mall was paying.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
15822 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 2:15 am to
They remind me of temps. Same vibe.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52364 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 2:23 am to
quote:

one guy had a really thick Caribbean accent


Considering the very wide linguistic assortment, what exactly does a Caribbean accent sound like?
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3185 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 2:44 am to
quote:

I wear an insulin pump


So do I. Used to have to get my fingers swabbed like I was the damn Unabomber until I got PreCheck. No problems since then. The old school metal detector doesn't detect the pump.

I'll suggest PreCheck, or Global Entry (GE includes Pre) to anyone in this thread. If you fly more than 2-3 times a year it is life changing. $100, good for 5 years, and some credit cards even reimburse you the fee. I'll never not have it from here on.
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 3:35 am to
"Was in the Atlanta airport"


Subtle brag
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 4:05 am to
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Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 4:29 am to
Once I got pulled out of line in customs in Atlanta and they grilled me for a solid 45 minutes. At one point they said "Look, we know for a fact you're up to something, just come clean now before it gets worse." (I was coming back from a university trip). Finally after the 3rd time I showed them homework for my classes they reluctantly let me go.

They also had "no cell phone" signs posted on the far wall perpendicular to the lines of people so no one really saw them when they came in.

The people there were fricking assholes. They asked one old lady (who was looking down at her phone) "ma'am, can you read? Yeah? Then what does that sign say over there?" The sign was 40 feet away behind the desks under the arrival/departure screens.

Bunch of shitheads down there.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
24938 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 5:26 am to
It's like PC run amok. It seems like the mix of employees is more important than the function, with a huge dose of 'knowing somebody' in order to get the job. Some of them seem competent and some couldn't tie their own shoes.

The inspection, how damn stupid to make an 80 year old obviously harmless couple take off their shoes just because everybody else does.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5577 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 6:47 am to
I refer to it as security theatre. The airlines should be responsible for security screening via private companies and get the bloated arse backwards government out of it.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75505 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 8:20 am to
Last time I flew the agents were cool. I would get annoyed after a few hours of having to tell hundreds of people the same thing.

Plus I screwed to and forgot to remove my cross necklace when I dropped my keys in the basket, but they didn't get mad.
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
Member since May 2010
4708 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:14 am to
TSA pre check is worth every penny
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