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re: Trolling the "NextDoor" sites

Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by Snazzmeister
IHTFP
Member since Jan 2015
1151 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:49 pm to
We had a 56 page thread of yankees complaining about construction companies cutting down trees and the effect on the climate ie global warming. I resisted the urge to point out that if they'd go back to where they came from all the construction wouldn't be necessary. Instead, I tried to convince people to stop putting chlorine in their pools since algae is a secret weapon against climate change.


That was apparently a bannable offense.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5588 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Duckhammer_77


I bet you shoot a 12 GA Ithaca pump that looks like this:

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69166 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:53 pm to
I created a fake account and trolled for a while until I got banned. One day my wife came in and told me she had to ban someone in the nextdoor app because people were complaining. I didn't know she somehow got to be the admin for our subdivision's page, and she didn't know it was me.

She still hasn't unbanned me.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12438 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

I was banned because they claimed that a sex offender lived at my address. It was a filing error which they later admitted

sure it was Chester
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:00 pm to
That’s hilarious

My wife fussed at me the other day for ragging on Latoya Cantrell on Twitter. She read all my tweets and came in the room and said “leave that poor woman alone”

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148555 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

My wife
pics?
Posted by Duckhammer_77
TD Platinum member
Member since Nov 2016
3023 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:03 pm to
Haha! Actually have my grandfather's that's old enough to be able to slam fire.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28055 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

Instead, I tried to convince people to stop putting chlorine in their pools since algae is a secret weapon against climate change


Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5588 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:31 pm to
Duckhammer77!

quote:

Haha! Actually have my grandfather's that's old enough to be able to slam fire.


That's fricking awesome! I have at least one or two that you could slam fire!
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 10:34 pm
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:47 pm to
Give us your password. The whole OT needs to become Bob and start trolling all across the country.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3913 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:04 pm to
Have an upvote sir.
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
945 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

I'm going to use the name John W. Gacy.


Yeah, I don't think you are, bub.
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
31907 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:14 pm to
I’ve been getting posts removed at a rate that would make Zuckerberg blush. All the Together Baton Rouge trolls that refuse to go away. They should know they aren’t welcome in St. George
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12457 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 12:51 am to
Remember when that guy in Bocage was bitching because his neighbor, who just spent 10k on his lawn, had the audacity to rope off his lawn?

People can get extremely petty when it comes to neighborhood shite.
Posted by atrueamerican
New England
Member since Oct 2019
508 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:36 am to
Our neighborhood in NYC has one. I get on just to see WTF people are whining about every week.

My favorite are the ones that ask "do you get good reception with ::insert wireless provider here::? I'm getting one bar" Just reply that you're getting full bars.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 5:30 am to
That Bob on the nextdoor page pics is funny.

Bob need to let us register at his address to back him up.

I laughed so hard I spit up my beer and some came through my nose. Bob is funny.

I give Bob 5 stars.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 6:07 am
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
2197 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 6:50 am to
I have posted this before but its too funny not to post again.

We had these terrible speed bumps put in because teenagers were speeding down the road. The school buses were hitting these things at about 45 mph at first because they didn't know they were there and you could see those kids bouncing around in that bus like pin balls

Then the sane people in neighborhood had those speed bumps taken up because they didn't even get permission to have them put in and they were absolute hell on everyone's vehicles. Well since they couldn't have speed bumps they got a cop to sit at the stop sign and pull people over.

One day a stay at home mom left her garage door open and her door to the house open and the cop went to investigate bc it looked like a robbery. He walks in and the lady is in there watching tv and forgot to close the doors. She freaks the frick out at this misunderstanding and starts posting on the facebook group saying things like "IS HE EVEN A COP?'

Moral of the story is, you can't make these people happy no matter what.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34830 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 6:54 am to
I have stop posting or replying to anything on my nextdoor accts. It makes me not want to leave the house given the people I live among. It's like a miniTwitter Virtue signal cesspool. I used to report political posts but decided I was wasting my time.

My last reply was a couple years ago, to a woman who said she reported a "hate crime" because someone put a little sticker in the middle of her campaign yard sign, and the SPLC had labeled them a hate group (verified this was BS and even if not, oh the terror).
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5488 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 7:03 am to
Funny. The old hags dominate. I quit opening that crap.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15900 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 7:12 am to
I went ballistic on some cat lady bitch one time on that site and got banned. She posted a picture of me from some camera on her house jogging on the road with a caption:

Be on the lookout as we’ve spotted some guy in a hoodie at 5:00am on our streets. Check your belongings and a reminder to keep your vehicle doors locked!!!!!!!!

I was going for a morning run f’ing bitch.
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