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re: Trashy stories of the day check in Thread

Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39107 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

I'll bet she had a bud can in one hand...


And is balancing two reds on her bottom lip? One Marlboro and one herpe.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:42 pm to
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Since my parents are hosting this year, my mom suggested to my dad that he wear one of his "nice sweaters".

He's wearing a Manitoba Moose hockey jersey, shorts, and slippers with no socks.


I think his response would be about like this...
"You're in MY house, eating MY food! I'll wear whatever I damn well please!
WHO MOVED THE REMOTE?!?"
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:43 pm to
My aunt told my grandpa that his buddy for 30 years “hank” tried to grab her vag in the back room. shite went down grandpa slap the shite out of him.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 5:46 pm to
My favorite thread of the year
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:00 pm to
Drank wine from old jelly jars.
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:02 pm to
Neighbors got into a fist fight in the front yard cuz one of em was pouring old turkey grease on his side of the yard. Police made a visit but didn't take anyone in.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:16 pm to
Out behind the trailer we was pitchin horseshoes and drankin Milwaukee’s Best. Jesse said he give $20 if someone drank his spit cup. Terry said, “hold mah beer.” He swallered it in 3 gulps and stuck his hand out for the $20. When Terry almost puked it up he closed down his eyes when he fought it back down, then Jesse kicked him in the nutsack! I laughed like a crazy feller and my sister, Malvene, kissed me on the mout cause she thought my jackass brayin laff was cute. We went inside and ate some Mac n cheese.
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:24 pm to
And another one. Brother in law swore up and down he's fried turkeys before. Damn near caught himself and the backyard on fire. Ruined two jugs of peanut oil
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19206 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:28 pm to
Im sitting in my recliner pounding Natty Daddy that my trashy arse BIL left because I ran out of bourbon bc he and my dad drank most of it at lunch.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10421 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:36 pm to
Surely a Gump and an Aubie have come to blows by now in Alabama at a family gathering.
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5707 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 6:41 pm to
After lunch and beer me and my brother in law went shoot his new 12 gauge in the backyard. Afterwards, we went visit my grandfather and he gave me a toy tractor that he made out of wood 30 years ago and forgot to give it to me
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 7:06 pm to
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My brother’s nephew says

“That’s my dad on the weekends”




I don’t get it
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6058 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 7:20 pm to
Momma is shacking up with a bruh. Try to keep up
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34466 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:16 pm to
He’s saying his dad hangs out in his underwear all weekend.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:52 am to
quote:

Momma is shacking up with a bruh. Try to keep up


oh, i've kept up. i'm just trying to figure out how the kids dad's color makes this a trashy situation. you're also assuming they aren't married.
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