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Posted on 8/10/21 at 10:32 pm to X123F45
Posted on 8/10/21 at 10:32 pm to X123F45
Is that illegal?
I've can't count the amount of illegal shite I have done. But how illegal are we talking? Speeding? When we were teenagers we used to go steal political signs and put them in other people's yard. Never got caught.
One time we stole a for sale sign and went put it in a friend's yard. He told us that someone put a for sale sign in his yard and when he got home that night he thought he parents was selling the house and never told him about it.
One time we went around town with black spray paint and spray painted dicks on stuff. Like the wall between the two drive thrus at McDonalds.. This was like at 2 or 3AM on a weekday and before they had cameras everywhere.
Used to go to parties at people's house.. I had a van.. With no seats in the middle so my wheelchair could fit, so we could fit a lot of people in it, it was normal for 7 or 8 of us to be in the van. We would see what we could steal out of people's houses. The only time we ever got caught was when someone tried to steal a huge pot plant. But it was the person who was having the party, not the parents (who wasn't home) who caught us.
Whoever was driving hit reverse and the person who stole it set it down and had to run to get in..
We stole one of those barrels with a reflection light from a construction sight along with all the orange cones.
One might on the weekend, the baseball team was playing woodlawn the upcoming week and several people with us played baseball. There was a little rivalry with a few of the woodlawn players, so we went to their field at night and they all went piss on the pitchers mound.
There was bats to mailboxes for while where people kept track of their batting average. It wasn't as easy to hit going 20 mph.
One time someone bought their paintball gun and lit up this girl's car we knew.. She had to get a new paint job and never found out who did it. This was in the late 90s. We were fricking idiots.
Im guess this is illegal. It damaged property, but one night after it rained one of my friends wanted to ride in my wheelchair and he went into some people who lived down the road from yard and and tore it up.
We had been drinking. It was obvious it was wheelchair tires and I woke up with my tires full of mud. They called my daddy and he stormed in my room about to beat the shite out of me and it was a reaction.. I yelled out "It wasn't me it was ________". I wouldn't have snitched, but it all happened so fast.
That's just a few things. And to be fair it was all done as a group. Some things were just my idea, other things I participated in, but if that's the only "illegal" thing you did.. That's not really that bad.
I've can't count the amount of illegal shite I have done. But how illegal are we talking? Speeding? When we were teenagers we used to go steal political signs and put them in other people's yard. Never got caught.
One time we stole a for sale sign and went put it in a friend's yard. He told us that someone put a for sale sign in his yard and when he got home that night he thought he parents was selling the house and never told him about it.
One time we went around town with black spray paint and spray painted dicks on stuff. Like the wall between the two drive thrus at McDonalds.. This was like at 2 or 3AM on a weekday and before they had cameras everywhere.
Used to go to parties at people's house.. I had a van.. With no seats in the middle so my wheelchair could fit, so we could fit a lot of people in it, it was normal for 7 or 8 of us to be in the van. We would see what we could steal out of people's houses. The only time we ever got caught was when someone tried to steal a huge pot plant. But it was the person who was having the party, not the parents (who wasn't home) who caught us.
Whoever was driving hit reverse and the person who stole it set it down and had to run to get in..
We stole one of those barrels with a reflection light from a construction sight along with all the orange cones.
One might on the weekend, the baseball team was playing woodlawn the upcoming week and several people with us played baseball. There was a little rivalry with a few of the woodlawn players, so we went to their field at night and they all went piss on the pitchers mound.
There was bats to mailboxes for while where people kept track of their batting average. It wasn't as easy to hit going 20 mph.
One time someone bought their paintball gun and lit up this girl's car we knew.. She had to get a new paint job and never found out who did it. This was in the late 90s. We were fricking idiots.
Im guess this is illegal. It damaged property, but one night after it rained one of my friends wanted to ride in my wheelchair and he went into some people who lived down the road from yard and and tore it up.
We had been drinking. It was obvious it was wheelchair tires and I woke up with my tires full of mud. They called my daddy and he stormed in my room about to beat the shite out of me and it was a reaction.. I yelled out "It wasn't me it was ________". I wouldn't have snitched, but it all happened so fast.
That's just a few things. And to be fair it was all done as a group. Some things were just my idea, other things I participated in, but if that's the only "illegal" thing you did.. That's not really that bad.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 10:33 pm to X123F45
A cop rolled up on me stopping to take a piss behind a bush outside Josephine Louise, the Tulane girls' dorm. I'd been playing bar golf and was trying to get back to my dorm to piss, but I just wasn't going to make it. It was like 3 am and nothing was open, so my only options were to piss my pants or hijack the bush. My buddy who was going to Loyola at the time was with me and had already taken his turn and was not nearly as good a lookout as I was. The cop didn't arrest me, but took all my information and turned me over to the school's judicial people.
I got hauled in front of the honor court and the police report never specifically named TigerstuckinMS as the bush pisser, just described the situation, named both of us, specifically said only one was the pisser while the other was standing watch but then completely failed to say which of us was caught holding his noodle. My buddy at Loyola had the same general description I did, so I convinced the honor court that it was him pissing on the bush because they couldn't do anything to him and I was exonerated for my heinous actions that could've gotten me expelled.
Looking back, I could've also gotten rung up as a sex offender for life had the cop arrested me.
I got hauled in front of the honor court and the police report never specifically named TigerstuckinMS as the bush pisser, just described the situation, named both of us, specifically said only one was the pisser while the other was standing watch but then completely failed to say which of us was caught holding his noodle. My buddy at Loyola had the same general description I did, so I convinced the honor court that it was him pissing on the bush because they couldn't do anything to him and I was exonerated for my heinous actions that could've gotten me expelled.
Looking back, I could've also gotten rung up as a sex offender for life had the cop arrested me.
This post was edited on 8/10/21 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 8/10/21 at 10:55 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
How you feeling big guy? Appetite back yet?
Rough.
Double pneumonia. No covid.
No taste.
Figured out that caloric deficit: pulse running double for low O2.
High dose steroids and double doxy.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 10:57 pm to djangochained
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When?
2006ish after playing 36 holes.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:01 pm to X123F45
I parachuted from a 727 with $200,000 cash. They haven't found me yet.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:01 pm to X123F45
In ‘98 someone I may know lived 15 minutes off college campus. There was one red light between his house and school with little to no traffic. Every morning, and I mean every fricking morning, this light would turn red as he approached, as soon as he stopped the fricker turned green..
That ole baw got sick of it. One night while piss drunk, he loaded up all his friends to take a ride. Just past the light he made a U turn, pulled out a 12 gauge and blasted that fricker 5 times.
Rode by that light several years ago, and you could still see pellet holes in the light covers.
They would have been thrown under the jail if caught. You can take a baw out the country, but you can’t take the country out the baw.
That ole baw got sick of it. One night while piss drunk, he loaded up all his friends to take a ride. Just past the light he made a U turn, pulled out a 12 gauge and blasted that fricker 5 times.
Rode by that light several years ago, and you could still see pellet holes in the light covers.
They would have been thrown under the jail if caught. You can take a baw out the country, but you can’t take the country out the baw.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:01 pm to X123F45
quote:
Rough.
I hope you feel better soon. We take that whole breathing shite for granted.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:03 pm to X123F45
Drank underage a lot
Broke into a few buildings
Smuggled some stuff across from Mexico
Speeding
Opened someone else’s mail
Helped my mom and a NOPD officer let the air out of someone’s tires
Broke into a few buildings
Smuggled some stuff across from Mexico
Speeding
Opened someone else’s mail
Helped my mom and a NOPD officer let the air out of someone’s tires
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:03 pm to X123F45
Made a fortune with a plant
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:05 pm to mmonro3
Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?...
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:07 pm to X123F45
No seatbelt once it was rad!
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:31 pm to X123F45
I rebroadcasted a game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:42 pm to Sao
quote:
Are you vaxxed?
Am I vaxxed for bacterial pneumonia?
Eat a dick.
Posted on 8/10/21 at 11:48 pm to X123F45
Murder, grand larceny, 1000 of Rico violations attempt to over throw a foreign government, conspiracy, just the usual crap. Who is asking
Posted on 8/11/21 at 12:12 am to X123F45
I crossed a street when it was clearly a do not cross signal. Not even counting down. Straight up red hand telling me not to. Still worried about it to this day I was on camera somewhere.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 12:14 am to macjonesgoat
FBI guys don’t get to do shite man
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