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Top Physicist Admits "Distant Star" Photo Was Actually Chorizo

Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:17 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:17 pm
Man on the Moon you say?
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A French physicist supposedly tweeted an image of a distant star taken by the $10 billion James Webb Space Telescope (JWST), but it turned out to be fake news and nothing more than a slice of chorizo.

Étienne Klein, a prominent physicist and director at France's Alternative Energies and Atomic Energy Commission, tweeted an image of a red ball of spicy Spanish sausage last week, asserting it was the closest star to the sun.

Where are the eggs? - Zero Hedge Link
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:18 pm to
Who among us hasn't made that same mistake?
Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:21 pm to
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$10 billion James Webb Space Telescope


Slush fund
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14654 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:21 pm to
We don't believe in moon landings but believe in religions
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36376 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:22 pm to
G
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:24 pm to
I'm now thinking the moon is legitimately made out of cheese.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17101 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:24 pm to
Pastor Joel told me there is a star within all of us and when we pass away we join all of the other stars in heaven. That made sense to me because Jesus invented science.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67935 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:29 pm to
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Étienne Klein, a prominent physicist


A bit more than disingenuous to call him a “prominent” physicist. He’s already been discredited and is not taken seriously by the scientific community.

Wikipedia

He holds his current post merely due to bureaucratic inertia.

Science: French physicist accused of plagiarism set to lose prestigious job. - Date 2017
This post was edited on 8/6/22 at 12:31 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54340 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:30 pm to
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We don't believe in moon landings but believe in religions

Yikes......
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:32 pm to
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That made sense to me because Jesus invented science.


Naw, man. Jesus just mows lawns and trims hedges.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:32 pm to
First page Germans
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14654 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:34 pm to
All of Jesus photos are actually photos of kaepernicks great great great grandfather.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54340 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:34 pm to
If I'm this dude I lean into this one and start posting all kinds of random shite as space pictures. I bet he can run it into better money than he's making as a "prominent physicist".
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14654 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:36 pm to
Nah, just become a pastor and scam everyone.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26611 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:38 pm to
When I saw that, the first thing I said was that looks like a pepperoni.

This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 4:00 am
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:45 pm to
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First page Germans
Apologies.
Posted by LSUGent
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 12:57 pm to
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