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re: Tomorrow starts the great protestant holiday- Steakhouse Friday!
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:13 pm to madamsquirrel
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:13 pm to madamsquirrel
Pasta is universal. Vegetarian, pork, beef, seafood, and poultry options are all equal under the caress of his noodly appendage.
Your arguments on protein of the day matters not in the sight of his holy durum.
Your arguments on protein of the day matters not in the sight of his holy durum.
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 8:17 pm
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:15 pm to madamsquirrel
That's why as a catholic I abstain from meat on Tuesday. Easier to get the seafood on Tuesday, and steak places on friday.
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:18 pm to magildachunks
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Unlike protestants, we can drink and dance in public.
And then your drunken, aroused priests go do things in private, that protestants don't do anywhere.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:22 pm to Salmon
quote:How does a made up church and its heretical members go anywhere but to hades? Peter or Luther and Henry VIII? I know upon whom the Church was built.
yeah but we will have plenty of fun in heaven, while y'all are...well..
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:26 pm to madamsquirrel
I like seafood and sushi more than hamburgers and steak. Its not a sacrifice, thereby I do other penances instead
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:28 pm to t00f
Baptist’s is where it’s at
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:29 pm to MintBerry Crunch
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Having no fun defines one or more of the Protestant faiths.
Why don't Baptists screw while standing up?
They're afraid someone might think they're dancing.
My Baptist uncle told me that joke years ago.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:33 pm to Salmon
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yeah but we will have plenty of fun in heaven, while y'all are...well...
Yes because if an all knowing, almighty god existed it would definitely care whether or not we took a brief reprieve from eating something else it created.
Religious people are fricking kooks.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:38 pm to fallguy_1978
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I do love that they eat Shrimp poboys and fried catfish as a sacrifice for the Lord
Anyone that does this in sincerity and thinks that somewhere there is a god that is smiling upon them for their “sacrifice” is insane
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:44 pm to LongueCarabine
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Why don't Baptists screw while standing up?
They're afraid someone might think they're dancing
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer when you invite him to go fishing?
Invite a second Baptist.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:50 pm to League Champs
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aroused priests go do things in private, that protestants don't do anywhere.
LOL, now there's a real knee-slapper.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:52 pm to Grateful Reb
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Yes because if an all knowing, almighty god existed it would definitely care whether or not we took a brief reprieve from eating something else it created.
Religious people are fricking kooks.
Live and let live bro.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:56 pm to madamsquirrel
Maybe I am ignorant as a Protestant, so Catholics please forgive me, but how is fish and seafood not classified as a meat? Neither are veggies? What am I missing here?
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:57 pm to TigerstuckinMS
TigerstuckinMS knows what's up. All hail spaghetti monster.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:59 pm to madamsquirrel
So happy I’m baptist
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:02 pm to Jake88
Do Catholics jam to a soft rock band in church?
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:05 pm to madamsquirrel
Do you know how I know that you're drunk?
Because you started this thread
On a Tuesday
Because you started this thread
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Tomorrow starts the great protestant holiday- Steakhouse Friday! by madamsquirrel
On a Tuesday
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:06 pm to Rouge
Well the season starts tomorrow so I went with it.
#oldanddrunkisabadcombo
#oldanddrunkisabadcombo
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:16 pm to Jake88
quote:So you really don't know much about the Christian religion I see.
How does a made up church and its heretical members go anywhere but to hades? Peter or Luther and Henry VIII? I know upon whom the Church was built.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:18 pm to t00f
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Catholics have too many no fun rules
We do, but you heathen come running to us when your psycho ancestors run amuck.
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