Toilet humor and probably dumb

Literally.

Walked into the bathroom. Dude is in the stall giving directions to his wife. Walk up right up to the stall next to his and flush the the toilet (because it needed it).

Dead silence to the shite talker. Then,”I apologize, there’s some noise in here.”

Then a couple a couple of other people flush.
Dude quickly says “sorry honey, I can’t see South from here. I sit on the north end of the office. Let me go there and call you back.”

And he goes sprinting out of the bathroom.





Happy Friday!