re: Today, March 18 is National Awkward Moments Day. Care to Share?

So your wife had some “monthly” issues on her panties? That embarrassing? Who gives a shite

On February 1st, 2003, a Saturday, I decided to go to Shoney’s for the breakfast buffet.

I stood in line behind a group that was talking about the space shuttle Columbia excitedly. I knew Columbia was supposed to pass over Louisiana earlier that morning, so I smiled and asked “Did you get to see it?” No response.

I read the news over breakfast and found out Columbia broke up on re-entry. I’ve wondered how ghoulish I looked.

First thing that comes to mind is a story a coworker told me back in the early 2000s. While he was a college student in the 80s there was a girl he had a crush on that he kept asking out on a date but she always had something else to do or just wouldn't go. Finally after many attempts she said yes. The day of the date comes and he has a stomach virus of some sort and feels terrible. He wants to cancel because of it but he's worried he won't get another chance. So he decides to tough it out. He picks her up and they go to a local bar/restaurant. He starts feeling pretty bad at the restaurant so tells her he needs to take her home because he's not feeling well. On the way home it hits him like a ton of bricks and he's about to shite himself. He is almost to her apt/house and he can't take it anymore and pulls over at an old gas station that is closed for the night. He hurries around the back of the gas station but doesn't make it. He shits his pants, down his socks and on his shoes. Luckily, there is a water hose on the back of the station and he uses it to clean up. The only thing salvageable of his wardrobe is his shirt (short sleeve polo type) and shoes. The only thing he can think to do is wear the shirt like shorts - legs through arm holes. So he puts the shirt and his shoes on and walks around the store and gets in the car. Doesn't say anything to the girl and just drives the girl home which luckily was a very short distance. When he drops her off again nothing is said and they never talk again. He was a good ole country boy that had you in stitches telling this story. Unfortunately, he left us too early in life.

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That embarrassed you?

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well that's a pretty high level of shame to be put down by a realtor, collectively some of the laziest people on the planet

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I also have never understood the infatuation with anal.

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or eating arse. Damn shite eaters

Had a good time with my girlfriend after school one day. Parents wouldn’t be home for a few hours so I was in the clear.

I took my girl home and hung out a while then went back home. My mom was sitting in the living room with a strange look on her face. Turns out, our pet chihuahua had went into my room and found the used condom and brought it out into the living room and was slinging it around and rolling on it in front of my mom.

I have one very similar to the one on here. But it wasn’t anal, just the regular kind. And literally in the middle of it her eyes got huge and she knew what I didn’t. She had sharted. She did this while I was mid thrust no lie. And to be honest it was actually impressive how she, in one move, cleared off the whole fitted sheet and covers and used all of that to cover everything while she walked to bathroom. She cleaned herself off good and came back in a towel. And I was buck naked on a bed without sheets. Just a sitting duck. She walked in with a face as red as it gets. We had an awkward laugh and what else can you really do or say. Stuff happens. But when I look back I can for sure say I fricked the sheet out of her that day. And yes we did finish after our awkward laugh moment when she came back in.

I hid it under the bed and was going to wrap it up and throw away when I got home.
Stupid teenager mistake

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She’s a sweet girl.

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frick buddy. She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great

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Does not compute

Well what is the religion man?