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re: To all you panic shoppers

Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13578 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:13 pm to
Our Walmart pickup didn’t have TP in it. The wife forgot to buy it. But she got an 8 pack of baby wipes. Not scared to run out of TP.
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
3745 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:13 pm to
5-7, 225 and 70 yo but can shoot your eye out at 300 yards. Plus I’ll cough on you if you get close enough.
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:13 pm to
Put that gun down and get knocked out like your old man always did
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:16 pm to
The only guns I need to take these bitches charmin are attached to my veiny arms
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78045 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:17 pm to
Why toilet paper?

Scruffy doesn’t understand.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:19 pm to
I could use a rimjob, thanks for volunteering.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4588 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:20 pm to
This strategy might have worked...3,000 years ago.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:20 pm to
Knuckle check at the Costco food court. Now.
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15923 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:33 pm to
meet me at sonic baw
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 3:34 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:38 pm to
I'll just cough on you
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:39 pm to
People that panic shop hate black people
Posted by Apollyon
Member since Dec 2019
2124 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

I’m 6-1 250 jacked. If I want your toilet paper I’ll come take it.


I have friends named Smith and Wesson.

They say you won't.
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:02 pm to
Headed to the gym. See you later.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16474 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

I’m 6-1 250 jacked


You're considered obese

I'm 6'1" 180 lbs, and actually in shape. I'll come jack your TP after you've taken everyone elses and then briskly jog away
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8273 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

I’m 6-1 250 jacked. If I want your toilet paper I’ll come take it.



Karen has the Yukon XL filled to the brim with tp and purell. She won’t hesitate to turn you into her new hood ornament for a comment like that.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99042 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:12 pm to
I have guns fatty
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:31 pm to
My grandson would kick your fricking arse.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Tonio


You sound like that Jersey wannabe fireman who jumped on a float and got his arse kicked.

That you? You have jeans w no knees?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36665 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

I’m 6-1 250 jacked. If I want your toilet paper I’ll come take it.


Sweet. When I run out of food I'll give you a call. Me and my family could probably eat on you for a month before needing more meet.
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

needing more meet


I think you mean meat. I’m a double threat like joe Rogan
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