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To all my superfans you will soon have to pay $350 a month to follow me on Twitter

Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:03 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25925 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:03 pm
CNBC announces my Twitter Superfan rules

Twitter is clearly basing its ad revenue on the millions of followers to religiously follow me on Twitter otherwise they wouldn't have come up with this new revenue formula.



Here is a picture of Jack calculating the profit he will make off of me.
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/4/23 at 2:04 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13884 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:05 pm to
I hope that whole fricking platform dies a quick death.

It's caused way too much nonsense in this world already
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:05 pm to
didnt click the link, but I'm surprised the big tech companies haven't already done this. Millions will blindly pay too I'm sure.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38405 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:06 pm to
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Would people actually continue to use twitter if it became OnlyFans?


Of course not.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25925 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Would people actually continue to use twitter if it became OnlyFans?


Absolutely just look at the paying subscribers that Chicken collects from with TD Premium subscriptions.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15545 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:08 pm to
I don’t have Twitter but if I did it would only be to follow Elon Musk and space race 2.0. That’s it. Celebs are useless.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:09 pm to
Millions of morons will throw away their money on stuff like this only to complain on Twitter about the the minimum wage, free healthcare, and free college
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:10 pm to
Twitter superfans will be idealogically left, 90% women and insufferable.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:11 pm to
I hate it but it is already kinda normalized on YouTube and Patreon.

Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:11 pm to
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RogerTheShrubber


Sorry I just wanted to applaud your signature quote good ole CurlyFry and his economic theory.
This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 1:12 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167101 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:12 pm to
Crazy that all these years later Twitter is still trying to figure out how to make a profit.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5291 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:12 pm to
I basically follow crypto, space, and dumb videos. My Twitter is pretty much politics free.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:13 pm to
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good ole CurlyFry and his economic theory.


Oh yeah...he's a loon.

Ask him why he isn't living the communist dream like he advocates.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:13 pm to
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Would people actually continue to use twitter if it became OnlyFans?

Of course not.

I think you're wrong here. Some groups of people on Twitter are already cult-like. The blue checks are in a positive feedback loop and they will throw cash around to ensure no one ever pushes back against their morals or ideals.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57446 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:16 pm to
Does that mean all the hardcore idiots on twitter will now be behind a pay wall? This is a win if so
This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 1:44 pm
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38405 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:16 pm to
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I think you're wrong here. Some groups of people on Twitter are already cult-like. The blue checks are in a positive feedback loop and they will throw cash around to ensure no one ever pushes back against their morals or ideals.


Well of course, there are always the exceptions. I think the vast majority of Twitter users who are just normal people wouldn't though.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25925 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:22 pm to
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Millions of morons will throw away their money on stuff like this only to complain on Twitter about the the minimum wage, free healthcare, President Donald Trump, and free college


Fixed it for ya!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68039 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:24 pm to
I never signed up for free, surely I'll sign up and pay.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

I never signed up for free, surely I'll sign up and pay.


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