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re: Tinder/bumble what's your strategy?
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:49 pm to TheWalrus
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:49 pm to TheWalrus
Serious response:
Optimizing your profile is really important.
Looking mysterious is good. Having handsome, flattering pictures is also good. Having a picture with a dog is a must.
When you start conversations, make fun of something in their profile or mention something in their profile. Don't ever just say hey or sup.
Be witty and make light conversation, and try to get a number early. Do some light texting game and then ask them out for drinks.
Lastly, don't waste money on tinder hos. Ask them to meet you at a bar. I was on tinder off and on for about a year and got laid a good bit, and I never spent more than about 15 dollars on a date. You don't have to buy these girls dinner to get them to frick you.
Optimizing your profile is really important.
Looking mysterious is good. Having handsome, flattering pictures is also good. Having a picture with a dog is a must.
When you start conversations, make fun of something in their profile or mention something in their profile. Don't ever just say hey or sup.
Be witty and make light conversation, and try to get a number early. Do some light texting game and then ask them out for drinks.
Lastly, don't waste money on tinder hos. Ask them to meet you at a bar. I was on tinder off and on for about a year and got laid a good bit, and I never spent more than about 15 dollars on a date. You don't have to buy these girls dinner to get them to frick you.
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:50 pm to cwil177
quote:you da real MVP
cwil177
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:55 pm to Rouge
quote:
welp....I'm out
Yeah but your a a-hole so you have that going for you.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:55 pm to cwil177
This guy is a champ
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:56 pm to cwil177
How to optimize your tinder profile?
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:56 pm to Rouge
There's a real strategy to it and a lot of dudes are just oblivious. Bad pictures, terrible conversation starters, not making a move.
Your starting profile picture HAS to be the best picture you've ever taken or one that makes you look adventurous and/or mysterious. Girls love that shite. After that the rest of your pics should be flattering pictures. Bonus points for pictures that show that you're fun, have friends, etc. If you've got a decent body and can slip in a shirtless pic that's not a selfie (like a snorkeling pic, for instance), then even better. Oh, and if you aren't putting a picture of yourself with a dog then you're making a big mistake. Some girls will swipe right for that dog pic alone.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:59 pm to Rouge
Strategy?
Join neo-Nazi group
Hold frame
Fight hot broads off with a stick
Join neo-Nazi group
Hold frame
Fight hot broads off with a stick
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:00 pm to themasterpater
quote:
How to optimize your tinder profile?
Picture selection is the main thing. I explained that in the second post I made on this page. But in addition to that, having something witty or funny in your profile is a big plus. Make fun of the stereotypical basic bitch profile and just copy it straight up (emojis, "if you can't handle me at my worst," etc.) and they will think you're funny. At one point my profile just said, "Looking for a girl who will love me for my money but is terrible at math." A funny one-liner will sometimes get girls to message you first. It's rare, but a good profile can make it happen.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:03 pm to cwil177
Don't be a douche, don't look like a douche, don't talk like a douche. Girls, in Atlanta anyway, are tired of douchey cool guys. Post actual smiling pictures of you taken by other people, don't do the "show off" pics, whether it's you at the gym or your truck or you climbing Everest, any guy can do that, they don't give a shite. Post pics of you smiling for the camera but also include something of you being goofy or silly to show you have personality. When chatting try to do something other than the standard Q and A, be a little silly. And yes being good looking makes the process pretty simple
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:04 pm to EyeTwentyNole
quote:guess they will have to move then, b/c atl will always be that way
Girls, in Atlanta anyway, are tired of douchey cool guys.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:04 pm to Rouge
If you don't mind them big, the world is your oyster.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:09 pm to Rouge
quote:wish I had two upvotes m8
quote:
Girls, in Atlanta anyway, are tired of douchey cool guys.
guess they will have to move then, b/c atl will always be that way
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:19 pm to themasterpater
Being wealthy and handsome and being able to deliver the goods!
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:22 pm to themasterpater
Funny story... I'm meeting one in about 20 minutes 
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:23 pm to Rouge
Which is why it's a hotbed
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:36 pm to im4LSU
Good luck man. Go balls deep
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:42 pm to themasterpater
This one is already in the bag.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:46 pm to im4LSU
How so?
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:46 pm to themasterpater
Oh and pics, cuz this board and expectations and stuff
Posted on 4/16/17 at 3:27 pm to themasterpater
I find them both to be like roulette. Have had them for a few years and I use it off and on. I've gotten laid twice throwing a lot of nets out there so I think they are worth the time.
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