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re: Thoughts on the Salmon Sisters?

Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:06 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:06 am to
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Cause they wear zero makeup.




They're standard women of Scandinavian ancestry who don't wear makeup, they look like most women from that region look without makeup.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
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Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:08 am to


Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:10 am to
I’d let them squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71182 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:56 am to
The tall one’s pretty good looking.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23545 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 11:00 am to
It's dark there six months out of the year, so if you can deal with their looks the rest of the time...
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16676 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 11:02 am to
Absolutely wood either one.

Think about it - they're in that "cute but not hot enough to be high maintenance" zone, they'll go fishing with you and probably cook really well.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2195 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 11:07 am to
I haven't been that drunk/desperate in my life.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 11:42 am to
And they are smiling
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:06 pm to
its the group affect, when no pretty girls are around they all look ok, add one pretty girl and the rest get exponentially uglier very quickly

those girls arent ugly so a few beers and they loot hot as long as no genuine hot girls are around
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 1:33 pm to
They look way too much like Kyle Howard

Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 3:20 pm to
these pics are going to haunt me in my dreams
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16212 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:42 pm to
The slightly taller one dyed her teeth to match her hair.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Cause they wear zero makeup. It’s called how women are supposed to look


No, it is because they live in a cold, dry and windy climate combined with not a lot of make-up.

Women that live in places like that do not age well in the face.

A lot of that in Colorado, for instance: From behind they look great because they are on average more active and athletic than what we see in the Southern women but when they turn around they look 53 in the face by the time they hit 28. It’s weird.
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 4:49 pm
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