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re: Thought exercise: Time travel hypothetical

Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:02 am to
Posted by udtiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Without a doubt Jerusalem to see the birth of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ


You misspelled Bethlehem
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:04 am to
quote:

You misspelled Bethlehem
Posted by weagle99
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:43 am to
See my additional comment.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 12:00 pm to
I travel back, too, right?

1 day at a time (10x total) is a enough to make billions in the stock market.

So, sure, I lose 20 days but I'm swimming in hookers and blow the rest of my life.
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 12:01 pm
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 12:03 pm to


See the birth?

No one knows the address.

Joseph would not like you looking at his wifes snatch while baby jesus exits, even if the address was known, which it isnt.

Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 12:17 pm to
Loading up on guns, ammo, and exploives.....going back to a time pre-firearms and robbing a huge gold shipment.

Bury it.

Return to present.

Dig it up.....

Contact LSUAlum2001 on time travel stock investment.....profit.





But why can't we go to the future?

If we can go to the past....then we have to go to the future to return to the present....so how do we know we are living in the present and not the past and if we are living in the past then we should be able to go to the future which in fact is the present.....
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 12:23 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

You can take modern items that you can carry, but you can't bring past objects back with you


Easy.

Go back in time, make a killing in the stock market or sports gambling.

Bury cash somewhere remote.

Return to present. Dig up.

Profit.
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15314 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 12:59 pm to
Why not travel into the future. Id like to see what beings are living here 100k years from now when humans are extinct.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:04 pm to
I would stop that dang kid from jumping in the gorilla enclosure.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:09 pm to
I think most of us on this board would take our ARs and go help the good guys win the war of northern aggression
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78033 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:14 pm to
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Your lifespan is reduced by double the amount of time you spend in the past (i.e. spend a day in the past, you will die 2 days sooner)
Your rules cause instant failure.
quote:

You can only travel to the past
Since Scruffy can only travel to the past, he cannot return to the future.

Therefore, he would die the instant he returns to the past because the rest of his life would be spent there and because of that, his lifespan would be reduced by double that amount of time.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
60149 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:21 pm to
Here's a better one:

What if heroin made you live forever and not age but you had to take heroin all the time? Would you do it?
Posted by Scruffy
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Member since Jul 2011
78033 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:22 pm to
quote:


What if heroin made you live forever and not age but you had to take heroin all the time? Would you do it?
Damn right Scruffy would.

Chase the dragon FOREVER.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:23 pm to
If only go back a max of 5 hours at a time, anytime I needed.
Posted by BamaChick
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Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:26 pm to
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Easy.

Go back in time, make a killing in the stock market or sports gambling.

Bury cash somewhere remote.

Return to present. Dig up.

Profit.


This right here.

Maybe I'm incurious, lazy, and/or greedy but I don't give a hoot to go watch some historical event that won't benefit me in my "real time".

Take me back with a $100,000 to the day of Microsoft's IPO. Someone who invested $10,000 in the company's IPO would own a stake worth roughly close to $3,000,000 today, so I would have roughly $30,000,000.

Day of Apple's IPO with an investment of $100,000? Worth roughly $29,000,000 today.

I'd go back to those two days and set my family up for a couple of generations.
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12473 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 1:34 pm to
I would take out a loan with all equity I had. Would take all cash and travel to a bank prior to my birth, and open an interest bearing account in my name with instructions to notify me of it in 20 years (or whenever I would teach 20 years old. (Or I'd go back and invest it all in Microsoft or something....)
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