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re: This is a thread where you can safely ask if ____ is gay

Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:42 pm to
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Be detailed... what does cum taste like?


There are way too many variables. That's like asking "what's ice cream taste like?". Other than cold and creamy, there will be various flavors, viscosity, consistency, granularity, etc.

eta: as for the OP. I get the part about being envious of dudes you acknowledge that chicks drool over. I can't tell an attractive dude over an ugly dude most times but I can see like Adam Levine on stage singing shirtless and be like "Man frick. I'd like to be that fit and sing/dance like that. And have bitches wooing over me."


This post was edited on 4/7/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:44 pm to
Mmmmmmm.....ice cream.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:47 pm to
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Mmmmmmm.....ice cream


Counter Culture regular flavor or whatever that vanilla shite is called(my gf orders it for me). My fave. It's so tart and not very bad for you.

Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:47 pm to
I think the jelly beans with all the weird flavors like vomit, booger, dirt, etc have a cum flavor. You could try that. Or just lick Mikee's fingers.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:48 pm to
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Or just lick Mikee's fingers.


Only if I'm fingerbangin your mom-in-law's butthole after she gives you your paycheck.
Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:48 pm to
Don't ask don't tell.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:50 pm to
Well, I sure as heck won't be licking your d*ck to get the flavor, you fat f*ck, lol
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:52 pm to
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Well, I sure as heck won't be licking your d*ck to get the flavor, you fat f*ck, lol


Not gay.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:52 pm to
Don't be ghey, Fetus.

I brought up the jelly beans thing cuz I'm eating some. I accidentally ate a popcorn flavored one a second ago and now I'm thinking I'd rather eat the cum flavored than popcorn.

Speaking of gay... why hasn't Figlet started his lunch thray yet?
This post was edited on 4/7/15 at 3:54 pm
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:55 pm to
Eat a popcorn one with a chocolate one, or any real sweet one. Trust me on this terd, it will be

And Figlet is too busy backchanneling today. He has Paige on the line and she's giving him all the details of her past OT relationships.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:56 pm to
Was at a bachelor party. Rented a house that had two showers. One of them was huge. At one point, three dudes were all in it with the heat all the way up sauna style, just chatting away for like an hour. One of the guys allegedly peed on another guy. I need a ruling.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:57 pm to
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I need a ruling.

Were any of them hard when they were in the shower?
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:58 pm to
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just chatting away for like an hour


They were fricking.
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:59 pm to
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And Figlet is too busy backchanneling today. He has Paige on the line and she's giving him all the details of her past OT relationships.


no fes, i've been consoling d-fenton all day...he was raped.

and tell terd figerson that i said to go back off in his own jack yard.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:59 pm to
No. I know for a fact all three are straight. I really just want to see what all of the guys who are afraid to hug another man think.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:00 pm to
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he was raped


Gay.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:01 pm to
Look, fgt. I've taken showers in a room full of dudes but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna hug another man.

GAY
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:03 pm to
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no fes, i've been consoling d-fenton all day...he was raped.

It's not his fault. He didn't do anything wrong. Reinforce that skil.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:04 pm to
How do you know none of them got hard unless you were actually one of the participants?? HA! It was a trick question, you fgt.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:06 pm to
He knows for a fact they were all straight... cuz he prob tried to finger them in the shower.
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