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This Hawaiian free diver shall be my wife

Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:59 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66896 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:59 pm
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In 2015, is it even still possible to live completely off the fat of the land if you reside in the United States? That means only eating the animals that you catch, and only eating plants that you grow yourself—not being a slave to the grocery store.

If you’re Kimi Werner—a Hawaiian wonder woman/goddess who is also a chef, model, and champion freediver who can hold her breath for 4 minutes and 45 seconds—it totally is. She has been living everybody’s dream life, from eating fresh seafood every day to getting paid to surf in Hawaii, like it’s no big deal. Just take a quick peek through her Instagram profile right out of The Blue Lagoon to see what we are talking about.
Google image search because Instagram is a bunch of hotlink nazi queers.













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Posted by Mad_Mardigan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
1967 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:01 pm to
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:01 pm to
Perfect tits for a free-diver: None.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59388 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:01 pm to
outstanding.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:01 pm to
That's fine. I call dibs on being her side piece though.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64587 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:01 pm to
Perfect example of why women generally should not cut their hair short. It's like two different women, and one is much more attractive than the other.
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24563 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:02 pm to
She is on the TV show "Pacific Warriors". The only reason I watch it.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

She is on the TV show "Pacific Warriors". The only reason I watch it.


You're out of luck. It is getting cancelled.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159064 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:07 pm to
meh

butterface

you see better looking girls than her swimming in the LSU lakes
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66896 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:25 pm to
She doesn't have to come up for air.... Nice.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22026 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:27 pm to
Me likey!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80831 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:27 pm to
She doesn't look bad with short hair.

Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20650 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:27 pm to
I like hair short on some women but she's not one of them. She looks like Maggie Gylenhall in that pic.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:29 pm to
I wouldn't let her do all that free diving.

It's too dangerous. I'd pay for her groceries.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
she is going to be eaten...by a shark
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Hawaiian free diver shall be my wife


Congrats on your future fat wife. they all get fat
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66896 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:42 pm to
Way to fish out the worst picture.

Some people just want to be miserable.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:44 pm to
She fine as frog's hair right now but she is Hawaiian. She will be 250+ by the time she is 40.
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