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re: This Halloween make sure you don't poison the delicate little snowflakes

Posted on 10/29/15 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 2:53 pm to
Great! Let's start demanding the type of stuff people give out for free.

Come by my house, bitch. You're little brat gets the same crap candy the rest of the bussed (sp?)in punks get.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 2:59 pm to
Damn bitch frick your kid. I'm trying to get beaucoup Twix and starbursts
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:00 pm to
you better pick up some candy cause I'm sending my kids over to your house tonight
Posted by Slim_Charles69
Bodymore, Murdaland
Member since Apr 2015
779 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:01 pm to
If I lived in that neighborhood I would only hand out paydays.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

yellowfin



say baw you gonna be passing out candy?
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

you better pick up some candy cause I'm sending my kids over to your house tonight




the little bastards are trick or treating tonight? dafuq?


I'm going out to eat or something. I'll leave a basket of bread and peanuts by my front door.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:03 pm to
I'd take a shite on your lawn if you gave me carrot sticks for Halloween.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

say baw you gonna be passing out candy?




I'm bring my kids to Count Chocula's neighborhood for candy Saturday
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36192 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Why do so many kids have peanut allergies nowadays??


I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure it's easier to sneak contraband into a penitentiary than it is to bring cupcakes for a class of ten 3 year olds. US customs does conduct as extensive a search as the daycare staff does with cookies. Any hint that the cookies may have been produced in a factory that also handles peanuts and you may as well just bring the hazmat team in.

When I was a kid we had 75 people in my class and everyone's mom brought snacks for the class on their child's birthday. I'm sure some, if not all, were produced in factory that handled nuts. Hell, many of the snacks actually had nuts in them (as well as gluten, real sugar, and other "poisons"). Looking back, I guess it's a minor miracle none of us died. The worst thing you had to deal with was the fat kid eating too much and blowing chunks at his desk.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:05 pm to
Now that everyone is afraid to be mean, I might put a costume on my dog and go around and collect candy.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:06 pm to
Literally 100% of people who eat a peanut will die. Think about it.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19375 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:07 pm to
Im going to go buy and hand out salted Peanuts. Just Because I can.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:11 pm to
If touching a nut kills you maybe you're supposed to die.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:12 pm to
Jesus. No chocolate? frick that.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:13 pm to
nobody really trick or treats on my street, I'm like the youngest person there by 50 years



you want to buy my house? I'm about to put it up
Posted by Jimmydatiger
North Endzone
Member since Dec 2011
369 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/6/20 at 2:03 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:19 pm to
"Be mindful of everyone's child"

No you stupid count, it should be "please be mindful of my child and my child alone". Seriously, kids like chocolate and peanut butter. Just don't take the candy if your kid has an allergy. Pretty simple.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17210 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:21 pm to
fricking pussy arse parents. Drop em off in the middle of nam. See what all their self righteous bullshite gets them then.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:23 pm to
You going to give me a deal?
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Sorry your kid has allergies but I really don't care.
I agree. If you can't eat the candy tough shite, stay the frick home
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