re: Things that sound dirty, but aren't

Balls to the wall

The dark meat

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Corn hole, the sport

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This. Back in 2007, before it hit the mainstream, my wife and I and another couple were approached by a drunk stranger in Destin, who asked if we wanted to play corn hole. My first thought was that he was sarcastically propositioning me.

When I worked downtown in the early 2000s, one of the lunch specials at the restaurant downstairs was

Nut Crusted Thai Tuna

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Bunghole

My 5 yo son comes home from school a couple months ago and says “dad, can I get some hairy balls?” After I stopped laughing I asked him what in the world he was talking about. Evidently there is a cartoon with animated balls that are fuzzy and one of his padnas had a couple different characters. Of course, to him, they’re hairy balls. Couldn’t wait for him to ask his mama that question.

Dick Butkus

Lube job