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Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:04 am
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:04 am
Ok, baws.
I'm firmly middle-aged approaching senior. When I look around at the bubbas my age, some just look old, while others look pretty lively.
Some of the differences are obvious: Elastic waist bands, saggy guts, hairy ears, poor grooming in general, etc., all add ten years to your apparent age. You just look like you gave up.
But what are some of the more subtle things that make a man look like an old man?
I'm firmly middle-aged approaching senior. When I look around at the bubbas my age, some just look old, while others look pretty lively.
Some of the differences are obvious: Elastic waist bands, saggy guts, hairy ears, poor grooming in general, etc., all add ten years to your apparent age. You just look like you gave up.
But what are some of the more subtle things that make a man look like an old man?
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Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:05 am to JudgeHolden
My wife tells me that my white crew socks make me look really old
Jean shorts
Jean shorts
This post was edited on 2/6/18 at 9:06 am
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:05 am to JudgeHolden
Shitting yourself in public
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:06 am to JudgeHolden
White tennis shoes
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:06 am to JudgeHolden
I like standing out hosing down my driveway in my robe early in the morning.
I think I look old only when I leave it untied?
I think I look old only when I leave it untied?
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:06 am to JudgeHolden
Wearing a polo
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:07 am to JudgeHolden
My wife that is 42 years younger
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:07 am to GermantownTiger
Dead giveaway
I try avoid that at my age
I try avoid that at my age
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:07 am to JudgeHolden
High-waisted pants
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:08 am to JudgeHolden
Don't use an old man's walking can. Use a pimp's cane.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:08 am to JudgeHolden
Dressing like you just quit
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:09 am to JudgeHolden
#1 thing: Transitions lenses in your glasses
Stained teeth
Comb over hair
Shorts pulled up too high with a tucked in shirt
Stained teeth
Comb over hair
Shorts pulled up too high with a tucked in shirt
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:09 am to GermantownTiger
quote:
Shitting yourself in public
I’ve been doing this since I was in high school. I guess I had an old soul back then.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:09 am to JudgeHolden
wrinkly knees whilst yelling at cars from your front porch.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:09 am to JudgeHolden
YEARS!
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:10 am to JudgeHolden
Wearing a bath robe and slippers
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:10 am to TigerTalker16
Talking in a derogatory fashion about the future of the financial world....CRYPTO!!! If you just don't get how it is the blue chip stock of the 50's and 60's, stfu.
Crypto 4lyfe.
Crypto 4lyfe.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:10 am to JudgeHolden
Stress baw. From 30 to 40 I aged a deal just because of wife/kid/job stress. Still fit and stay groomed but if you look at pictures it's in the eyes. I started sleeping more at night and notice it's better but still obvious that I ain't no spring chicken anymore.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:11 am to JudgeHolden
Shorts with white socks and black tennis shoes.
Wrinkled shirt.
Poor table manners.
Wrinkled shirt.
Poor table manners.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 9:11 am to JudgeHolden
Mileage
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