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JudgeHolden
LSU Fan
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
5689 posts

Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Ok, baws.

I'm firmly middle-aged approaching senior. When I look around at the bubbas my age, some just look old, while others look pretty lively.

Some of the differences are obvious: Elastic waist bands, saggy guts, hairy ears, poor grooming in general, etc., all add ten years to your apparent age. You just look like you gave up.

But what are some of the more subtle things that make a man look like an old man?


J Murdah
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2008
34698 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
My wife tells me that my white crew socks make me look really old


Jean shorts
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GermantownTiger
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2015
2633 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Shitting yourself in public


Barstools
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Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
3312 posts
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re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
White tennis shoes


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heypaul
Penn Fan
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
34613 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
I like standing out hosing down my driveway in my robe early in the morning.



I think I look old only when I leave it untied?


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TigerTalker16
Missouri Fan
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
9680 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Wearing a polo


Tactical Insertion
Elon Fan
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
My wife that is 42 years younger


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canyon
New Orleans Saints Fan
Lower Keys/Coloweedo
Member since Dec 2003
7526 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Dead giveaway
I try avoid that at my age


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Tyga Woods
Army Fan
Urf
Member since Sep 2016
4347 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
High-waisted pants


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Langland
LSU Fan
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
5131 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Don't use an old man's walking can. Use a pimp's cane.


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Mike da Tigah
Anywhere but here
Member since Feb 2005
48748 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Dressing like you just quit




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Evil Little Thing
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2013
7693 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
#1 thing: Transitions lenses in your glasses

Stained teeth
Comb over hair
Shorts pulled up too high with a tucked in shirt


TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
466 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
quote:

Shitting yourself in public


I’ve been doing this since I was in high school. I guess I had an old soul back then.


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PCRammer
Alabama Fan
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
369 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
wrinkly knees whilst yelling at cars from your front porch.


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toratiger
Army Fan
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
999 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
YEARS!


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TigerTalker16
Missouri Fan
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
9680 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Wearing a bath robe and slippers


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LCA131
Appalachian St. Fan
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
50704 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Talking in a derogatory fashion about the future of the financial world....CRYPTO!!! If you just don't get how it is the blue chip stock of the 50's and 60's, stfu.

Crypto 4lyfe.


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BeerMoney
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
4535 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Stress baw. From 30 to 40 I aged a deal just because of wife/kid/job stress. Still fit and stay groomed but if you look at pictures it's in the eyes. I started sleeping more at night and notice it's better but still obvious that I ain't no spring chicken anymore.


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SabiDojo
South Alabama Fan
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
79110 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Shorts with white socks and black tennis shoes.

Wrinkled shirt.

Poor table manners.


Rockbrc
LSU Fan
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
4547 posts

re: Things that Make You Look Old -- Serious Question
Mileage


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