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The world's biggest splinter? Man has tree branch sticking out of shoulder after crash

Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:41 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:41 am

Tough dude, doesn't look like he is in pain at all.

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A paraglider was skewered by a giant splinter after crash landing in a forest. Extraordinary pictures show how a tree branch impaled 36-year-old Ivan Krasouski, from Belarus.He was flying near the village of Loshany close to Minsk when a strap snapped and he lost control, plummeting into a forest. A sharp log spiked his shoulder as he crashed.
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Rescuers cut him free from the wreckage of his powered paraglider and took him to hospital, with the giant log still embedded in his shoulder
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The paratrike pilot told local media he had crashed into some pine trees and at first he didn't realise he had been impaled. 'I'm thinking: "I fell so softly, all is okay. I'll stand up and go" then something holds me back,' 'I looked and it was a giant log there. I tore my shirt and there was a branch in my arm, thick as a watermelon.'

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Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:43 am to
That's gonna leave a scar
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:44 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:44 am to
quote:

That's gonna leave a scar
At the very least.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:45 am to
Seen bigger branches in the quad....








on a Tuesday.
Posted by rpg37
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:48 am to
Stupid nurses working on the wrong arm...
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:48 am to
When patients in the waiting area complained about the ER wait times, did the hospital staff tell them there was a logjam?
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:48 am to
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Ivan Krasouski, from Belarus


There’s your answer. Those people from Russia and the Baltic states, Eastern Europe just don’t give a shite. Tree through shoulder? Oh well, just another day. Nothing to see here.
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5287 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:48 am to
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Seen bigger branches in the quad....





on a Tuesday.


Why is it that every thread still has some fig that posts this shite and thinks it's funny, regardless of the topic?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:49 am to
Wood knot want
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:50 am to
quote:

There’s your answer. Those people from Russia and the Baltic states, Eastern Europe just don’t give a shite. Tree through shoulder? Oh well, just another day. Nothing to see here.

Pretty much. Not like some of the snowflakes in our country.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:51 am to
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Why is it that every thread still has some fig that posts this shite and thinks it's funny, regardless of the topic?


I've seen saltier complaints in the Quad on a Tuesday.
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:56 am to
Every time there is a good story like this, the picture is blurred. We can take looking at gruesome pictures. Some of us are even adults.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:56 am to
Damn I was just watching paragliding videos too
Posted by UGATiger26
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:56 am to
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Tough dude, doesn't look like he is in pain at all.


Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's due to the prodigious amounts of morphine they surely pumped into him.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Wood knot want

I just can't believe he is so calm about it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:57 am to
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Every time there is a good story like this, the picture is blurred. We can take looking at gruesome pictures. Some of us are even adults.
I agree, don't know why they blur them.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:58 am to
that's one way to branch out, but I prefer the more traditional and profitable way.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:06 am to
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Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's due to the prodigious amounts of morphine they surely pumped into him.

Yeah, probably so.
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