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re: The US Consumer Product Safety Commission is tweeting about raccoons

Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5568 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:27 pm to
one of the top comments

quote:

wait how are we supposed to parse that

you cant summon the grand raccoon at all

or

you can summon the grand raccoon but he cant end covid 19


Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81225 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:28 pm to
Raccoons like anal play.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:29 pm to
Does that natural mask even count?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Raccoons are the grand champions of looting.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3961 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23229 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor



Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39617 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:35 pm to
This strikes me as very suspicious. Rocky Raccoon is from the Black Hills where Mount Rushmore is. And with this controversial monument in the news so much, it is entirely too coincidental. This is a dog whistle to antifa.

quote:

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3961 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:40 pm to
I am the Grand Raccoon!

First I will summon a great rain!

Then I will summon a great flood!

Posted by VirgilCaine
Orchard Park
Member since Dec 2010
2865 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:40 pm to
Further proof - the left can't meme.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8699 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Raccoons don’t swim in seawater

This doesn’t make any sense!


Agreed. But maybe they are signalling that it walks on water?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2114 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 4:55 pm to
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