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The simultaneous toilet flush/ arse blast
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:29 am
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:29 am
Youre stomach is rumbling, turning and know you're about to let loose a deafening shite, so you flush the toilet at the same time in hopes that it will mask the sound of your epic diarrhea... Have we all been there, or is it just me?
Also, sidebar, never eating at Zippys again
Also, sidebar, never eating at Zippys again
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:30 am to Browncoatrebel
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mask the sound of your epic diarrhea
Who cares? It's not like you are the only one that does that.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:31 am to Browncoatrebel
In the privacy of your home or in a public stall?
If at home WGAF
If at home WGAF
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:35 am to SEClint
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privacy of your home or in a public stall?
A shared work bathroom with paper thin walls...I wouldn't care if I were at home
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:42 am to Browncoatrebel
I may use this in my struggle against splashback.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:44 am to Browncoatrebel
You are in a bathroom, and those are the sounds that are made in bathrooms. Now since it is shared a courtesy flush is more along the line.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:49 am to commode
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You are in a bathroom, and those are the sounds that are made in bathrooms. Now since it is shared a courtesy flush is more along the line.
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commode
Welp, there's your authoritative answer folks.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:50 am to Browncoatrebel
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Zippys
worth it
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:55 am to Browncoatrebel
You're trying to hide the fact that you shite from men?
You got that gay bro.

You got that gay bro.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:05 am to Browncoatrebel
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The simultaneous toilet flush/ arse blast
Only to prevent toilet water from splashing my arse. Don't care about hiding the noise or masking the smell with air freshener when I'm done either.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:05 am to Chiefagain
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You're trying to hide the fact that you shite from men?
not men, a bunch of attractive nurses..well there's like one murse and a fatty.
Definitely worth it.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:07 am to Tiger Prawn
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Only to prevent toilet water from splashing my arse.
A pragmatist.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:14 am to Browncoatrebel
I’m still shocked by folks who talk on the cellie straight through the business end of a mean office deucer. I mean if you are Gordon Gekko trying to get a trade in before the Tokyo desk closes, I get it. But talking about going downtown after the basketball game tonight can wait until after you blow that mud out of your arse Baw.
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:34 am to Browncoatrebel
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not men, a bunch of attractive nurses..well there's like one murse and a fatty.
You have a coed bathroom? I'm confused by your situation.
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