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The simultaneous toilet flush/ arse blast

Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:29 am
Posted by Browncoatrebel
Member since Nov 2017
1107 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:29 am
Youre stomach is rumbling, turning and know you're about to let loose a deafening shite, so you flush the toilet at the same time in hopes that it will mask the sound of your epic diarrhea... Have we all been there, or is it just me?

Also, sidebar, never eating at Zippys again
Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2397 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:30 am to
quote:

mask the sound of your epic diarrhea


Who cares? It's not like you are the only one that does that.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Nervous Hospital
Member since May 2016
3413 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:31 am to
It's just you.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:31 am to
In the privacy of your home or in a public stall?

If at home WGAF
Posted by Browncoatrebel
Member since Nov 2017
1107 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:35 am to
quote:

 privacy of your home or in a public stall? 


A shared work bathroom with paper thin walls...I wouldn't care if I were at home
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45565 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:42 am to
I may use this in my struggle against splashback.
Posted by commode
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2012
1329 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:44 am to
You are in a bathroom, and those are the sounds that are made in bathrooms. Now since it is shared a courtesy flush is more along the line.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46751 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:49 am to
quote:

You are in a bathroom, and those are the sounds that are made in bathrooms. Now since it is shared a courtesy flush is more along the line.





quote:

commode


Welp, there's your authoritative answer folks.
Posted by BLIZZAKE7
BRLA
Member since Apr 2005
6268 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Zippys


worth it
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:55 am to
You're trying to hide the fact that you shite from men?

You got that gay bro.

Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26354 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:05 am to
quote:

The simultaneous toilet flush/ arse blast


Only to prevent toilet water from splashing my arse. Don't care about hiding the noise or masking the smell with air freshener when I'm done either.
Posted by Browncoatrebel
Member since Nov 2017
1107 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:05 am to
quote:

You're trying to hide the fact that you shite from men? 


not men, a bunch of attractive nurses..well there's like one murse and a fatty.

Definitely worth it.
Posted by Browncoatrebel
Member since Nov 2017
1107 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Only to prevent toilet water from splashing my arse. 


A pragmatist.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14970 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:14 am to
I’m still shocked by folks who talk on the cellie straight through the business end of a mean office deucer. I mean if you are Gordon Gekko trying to get a trade in before the Tokyo desk closes, I get it. But talking about going downtown after the basketball game tonight can wait until after you blow that mud out of your arse Baw.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:34 am to
quote:

not men, a bunch of attractive nurses..well there's like one murse and a fatty.


You have a coed bathroom? I'm confused by your situation.

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