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The five must-haves in a modern appliance.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:58 am
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:58 am
If I could summarize my advice in two words those would be "Don't settle!". This is 2016... there are plenty to choose from, in a plethora of styles. So, don't shortchange yourself. Insist upon:
Quiet - it should do the job and not distract you while you're working on something else.
Promptness - does it "hop to it" when you press the button? Does it provide a quick turnaround on your needs?
Efficiency - it should be simple to operate but not cost much to keep around.
Loyalty - it should give you that feeling that it was made just for you, and wouldn't have that special fit with anyone else.
Good looks - if it might embarrass you when seen by a neighbor you should shop for something more impressive.
Quiet - it should do the job and not distract you while you're working on something else.
Promptness - does it "hop to it" when you press the button? Does it provide a quick turnaround on your needs?
Efficiency - it should be simple to operate but not cost much to keep around.
Loyalty - it should give you that feeling that it was made just for you, and wouldn't have that special fit with anyone else.
Good looks - if it might embarrass you when seen by a neighbor you should shop for something more impressive.
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:59 am to Rex
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:01 am to Rex
You describing a vibrator?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:01 am to Rex
is this about women or appliances?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:02 am to Rex
I think you meant to post this on Huff or Buzzfeed.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:03 am to Rex
Who are you, Betty Crocker? How many appliances do you have?If it can't be cooked on the grill or cooled in a refrigerator, I don't need it.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:08 am to Rex
I didn't think a man could sound more like a pussy
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:17 am to Rex
quote:
Quiet - it should do the job and not distract you while you're working on something else. Promptness - does it "hop to it" when you press the button? Does it provide a quick turnaround on your needs? Efficiency - it should be simple to operate but not cost much to keep around. Loyalty - it should give you that feeling that it was made just for you, and wouldn't have that special fit with anyone else. Good looks - if it might embarrass you when seen by a neighbor you should shop for something more impressive.
I don't give a rats asre about what other people think about my appliance choice. Funny thing is OP missed the 2 most important must haves:
Reliable
Energy efficient
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:18 am to Rex
Why is this so long and thought out?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:19 am to Rex
quote:
Loyalty - it should give you that feeling that it was made just for you, and wouldn't have that special fit with anyone else.
Huh?
I don't give a damn if my dishwasher works great for other people.
As long as it works well, is quiet, and doesn't break.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:30 am to Rex
quote:
Loyalty - it should give you that feeling that it was made just for you, and wouldn't have that special fit with anyone else.
What in the frick. You actually think this shite when you're looking for a microwave?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:32 am to Rex
quote:
Loyalty
Not following you on this "must have"; isn't loyalty a human trait?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:37 am to terd ferguson
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What in the frick. You actually think this shite when you're looking for a microwave?
How'd you know I just replaced my microwave? Do you have a spy?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:38 am to Rex
Free- don't buy one, wait for the government to give you one.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:38 am to Rex
quote:
Loyalty - it should give you that feeling that it was made just for you, and wouldn't have that special fit with anyone else.
you smoking dope?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:39 am to Jack Daniel
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Free- don't buy one, wait for the government to give you one.
Only in the form of a voucher where I could make my own choice.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:38 am to Rex
The govt. knows what's best for you. You have to be fully committed to socialism bro.
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 9:39 am
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:38 am to Rex
quote:This is what I look for the most when I shop for a Rex, dishwasher, vent fan, etc.
Quiet
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:43 am to Rex
quote:
Promptness - does it "hop to it" when you press the button? Does it provide a quick turnaround on your needs?
I am confused by this metric.
Can you give an example?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 10:05 am to Rex
You left out the most important one Einstein... Dependability, That fricker better last....
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 10:08 am
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