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re: The Devil and Fr. Amorth - Exorcism: Would you date someone who is possessed
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:55 am to Sody Cracker
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:55 am to Sody Cracker
One Tim’s she twisted here head around, almost 360, and said, “your Mother sews socks that smell.”
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:55 am to Rockbrc
Time, not Tim’s
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:05 am to djmicrobe
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Would I date someone who was possessed?
Heck, I was married to someone who was possessed. Never again.
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 8:07 am
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:06 am to djmicrobe
We were watching all of the Paranormal Activity movies last weekend. I asked him if he’d stay with me if I had a demon following/possessing me, messing with us. He said yes. I can’t say I’d stay if the reverse were true.
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 8:20 am
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:22 am to djmicrobe
Absolutely, this would end all of the "my married sexlife is so dull" talk. Can you imagine the role play...
I would be more hesitant to sneak one in the 5 hole though. I'm pretty sure I'd get more than just bitched at for a couple days.
I would be more hesitant to sneak one in the 5 hole though. I'm pretty sure I'd get more than just bitched at for a couple days.
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 8:24 am
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:54 am to Poops McDoober
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Yes, because theres no such thing as "being possessed". What are you going to ask next, would I frick a wizard? Because both of those things have the same possibility of occurring.
This is spot on, it’s hilarious (and a little frightening) that you have more down votes than up votes.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:57 am to Epic Cajun
isn't the correct question "have you ever dated a woman that was not possessed, to some degree?"
Posted on 8/12/18 at 9:00 am to djmicrobe
She probably needs some Clozaril.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 9:04 am to reddy tiger
quote:There sure seem to be non-religious people who believe it to be possible though. I'm a practicing Catholic, but don't believe in possession.
That's because religious people are the only people stupid enough to misinterpret mental illness and neurological issues as 'demonic possession'.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 9:16 am to djmicrobe
Maybe....
Posted on 8/12/18 at 9:28 am to Jake88
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That's because religious people are the only people stupid enough to misinterpret mental illness and neurological issues as 'demonic possession'.
You're right. I was generalizing too much.
Here...
That's because religious people are far more likely to be stupid enough to misinterpret mental illness and neurological issues as 'demonic possession'.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 9:54 am to djmicrobe
Can you imagine??? fricking the devils bitch?
It would be an experience. Imagine the level of pure lust, energy, and desire!!!
I would love to do it at least once!
It would be an experience. Imagine the level of pure lust, energy, and desire!!!
I would love to do it at least once!
Posted on 8/12/18 at 10:52 am to djmicrobe
Funny how demons only seem to possess devout catholics.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:07 pm to reddy tiger
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That's because religious people are far more likely to be stupid enough to misinterpret mental illness and neurological issues as 'demonic possession'.
There are scenarios, such as, a person speaking in a foreign language that they never studied, that psychiatrists and neurosurgeons can not explain.
This is also an indication that a person is suffering from some type of possession which neurosurgeons and psychiatrists can not help.
Another "tell" that a person is possessed is when their eyes roll in the back of their head so only the white part is showing during the exorcism.
Fr. Amorth experienced a situation where the possessed individual spit out nails during the exorcism. The priest saw the nails literally come out of thin air.
You don't have to believe it, but you would be calling this priest a liar.
Fr. Amorth also recommends people see a neurosurgeon or psychiatrist when he recognizes the person is NOT possessed with an evil spirit.
It is interesting because devil worshippers and witches believe that possession, evil spirits, and curses are real.
No way I could have ever dated anyone who was possessed or messed with this stuff.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 8:15 pm to Jim Rockford
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Funny how demons only seem to possess devout catholics.
There are many different religions that recognize that an evil spirit can possess a person, such as Jew, voodoo, protestants, etc.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 10:22 pm to djmicrobe
Pics or it didn't happen.
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