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re: The definitive “Is bigger better?” debate on how to satisfy a “woman’s” needs

Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75015 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:14 pm to
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Girth. Women like girth.


But not in the waist you fat bastard.
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 4:15 pm
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:14 pm to
My gnat penis seems to be doing...ahh who am I kidding. As long as it shoots, I'm proud of it.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28698 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:15 pm to
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Real talk, there are girls who cannot take all that much... like it physically hurts them...




Real talk, you can put a girl in an emergency gyno visit with 5 inches if you hit it too hard.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
69669 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:16 pm to
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who cannot take all that much... like it physically hurts them...





And that is why i married mine. No pain involved.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24317 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:16 pm to
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who do you think gets laid more....micro penis or horse hung?


The guy with more money
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28698 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:17 pm to
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But not in the waist you fat bastard.



You'd be surprised. I blame skinny jeans. Women want a big cuddly guy more and more these days.

I've been seeing some odd couples lately
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57944 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:18 pm to
Yes. If your wallet is bigger than everyone else you will get hotter women.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45993 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

who do you think gets laid more....micro penis or horse hung?

the one with the most money
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
99811 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:21 pm to
Married or single?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45993 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

If your wallet is bigger than everyone else you will get hotter women.

And when she gets old or ugly, just trade her in.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3978 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:21 pm to
I would bet good money average penis size was one of the first ever google searches
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68994 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:22 pm to
Your topics get better by the day
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31108 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:27 pm to
I’ve googled it an I am a half inch longer than the average American penis. I do lag behind in girth though.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3978 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:29 pm to
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I’ve googled it an I am a half inch longer than the average American penis. I do lag behind in girth though.


You see?!
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68994 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:29 pm to
I’m above average in girth but half an inch shorter in length

Wtf
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 4:30 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31108 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:30 pm to
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You see?!



I’m being 100% honest too. But I’m tall and skinny so they should expect a longer but skinnier penis so I shouldn’t dissappoint, you know?
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 4:33 pm
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:30 pm to
Here is what I know.

Was told by a female friend years ago working at a convenience store (7/11) that her and another co-worker size up men as they see them and talk about it among themselves.

They guessed mine was thick like rick and they were right.

Women know about these things. They prefer the Ball Park Franks and extra large coney with cheese.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31108 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

’m above average in girth but half an inch shorter in length


By what I’ve heard, girth is where it’s at so you’re doing better than me. Congrats!
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96587 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:33 pm to
What if, like me, you have a large member and know how to use it?
Posted by Brightside Bengal
New Metairie
Member since Sep 2007
3930 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:35 pm to
In all seriousness, its pretty damn simple.

1. Have at least an average dick. 6 inches or more.
2. Be willing to go down on a bitch. Having high female standards helps a lot here. No eating arse tho.
3. frick her with authority and good stamina. At least 20 minutes most of the time.
4. Still ask her what she likes to make her cum. Execute on her requests.

You do these simple things and bitches will think you’re a sex god.
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