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Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:14 pm to rebeloke
My gnat penis seems to be doing...ahh who am I kidding. As long as it shoots, I'm proud of it.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Real talk, there are girls who cannot take all that much... like it physically hurts them...
Real talk, you can put a girl in an emergency gyno visit with 5 inches if you hit it too hard.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
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who cannot take all that much... like it physically hurts them...
And that is why i married mine. No pain involved.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:16 pm to CptBengal
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who do you think gets laid more....micro penis or horse hung?
The guy with more money
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:17 pm to LCA131
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But not in the waist you fat bastard.
You'd be surprised. I blame skinny jeans. Women want a big cuddly guy more and more these days.
I've been seeing some odd couples lately

Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:18 pm to rebeloke
Yes. If your wallet is bigger than everyone else you will get hotter women.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:19 pm to CptBengal
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who do you think gets laid more....micro penis or horse hung?
the one with the most money
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:21 pm to CarRamrod
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If your wallet is bigger than everyone else you will get hotter women.
And when she gets old or ugly, just trade her in.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:21 pm to rebeloke

Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:22 pm to rebeloke
Your topics get better by the day
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:27 pm to theunknownknight
I’ve googled it an I am a half inch longer than the average American penis. I do lag behind in girth though.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:29 pm to supadave3
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I’ve googled it an I am a half inch longer than the average American penis. I do lag behind in girth though.
You see?!
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:29 pm to supadave3
I’m above average in girth but half an inch shorter in length
Wtf
Wtf
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:30 pm to Big_Slim
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You see?!
I’m being 100% honest too. But I’m tall and skinny so they should expect a longer but skinnier penis so I shouldn’t dissappoint, you know?
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:30 pm to rebeloke
Here is what I know.
Was told by a female friend years ago working at a convenience store (7/11) that her and another co-worker size up men as they see them and talk about it among themselves.
They guessed mine was thick like rick and they were right.
Women know about these things. They prefer the Ball Park Franks and extra large coney with cheese.
Was told by a female friend years ago working at a convenience store (7/11) that her and another co-worker size up men as they see them and talk about it among themselves.
They guessed mine was thick like rick and they were right.
Women know about these things. They prefer the Ball Park Franks and extra large coney with cheese.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:31 pm to lsucoonass
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’m above average in girth but half an inch shorter in length
By what I’ve heard, girth is where it’s at so you’re doing better than me. Congrats!
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:33 pm to rebeloke
What if, like me, you have a large member and know how to use it?
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:35 pm to rebeloke
In all seriousness, its pretty damn simple.
1. Have at least an average dick. 6 inches or more.
2. Be willing to go down on a bitch. Having high female standards helps a lot here. No eating arse tho.
3. frick her with authority and good stamina. At least 20 minutes most of the time.
4. Still ask her what she likes to make her cum. Execute on her requests.
You do these simple things and bitches will think you’re a sex god.
1. Have at least an average dick. 6 inches or more.
2. Be willing to go down on a bitch. Having high female standards helps a lot here. No eating arse tho.
3. frick her with authority and good stamina. At least 20 minutes most of the time.
4. Still ask her what she likes to make her cum. Execute on her requests.
You do these simple things and bitches will think you’re a sex god.
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