re: The conversation I had with my kids on the way to church

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"I want Mommy poop."

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well, actually, technically, she already did….

Your colon is sterile when you're born, which leaves it basically unprotected against the various horrors that will travel through it. The exposure to your mother's fecal matter the moment you're born is custom designed to take care of this glaring error. The way it does so is the stuff of horror movies, though.

The mom's poop bacteria creeps up the child's colon and infests it. Thus, your mum's colon bacteria is stuck with you for life, which in turn greatly contributes to the smell of your own crap and even farts. As disgusting as the idea that you and your mom are poop-mates may be, it's a shitload (sorry) better than the alternative. Babies that are born via C-section -- and have therefore not been exposed to shite, vaginal mucus and all the other wonders of a traditional childbirth -- have much worse immune systems (and presumably worse-smelling farts) precisely because they weren't subjected to mom-poop and therefore have to later develop their own colon bacteria from breast milk and whatnot.



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An offer of goodwill for all who have entered this thread:

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You average about 21 posts/day. How does a man with a job (I'm guessing), a wife and kids accomplish this?

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when slo was in law school he averaged 125 a day at one point

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while sitting on the toilet.

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Lunch?

That's a hand bra, rummy


Ban him

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That's a hand bra, rummy Ban him

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Actually it's more like a wrist bra.