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The answer to life’s greatest mystery
Posted on 3/29/18 at 7:58 am
Posted on 3/29/18 at 7:58 am
Why public toilet seats are horseshoe U shaped and residential seats are oval.
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Apparently by law they must be U shapes to avoid genital to seat contact for males and to provide easier access for females to wipe their taint
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TLDR version
Apparently by law they must be U shapes to avoid genital to seat contact for males and to provide easier access for females to wipe their taint
Posted on 3/29/18 at 7:59 am to Cow Drogo
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Apparently by law they must be U shapes to avoid genital to seat contact for males
And yet I don’t want my crank & nuts dragging the rim because that’s what people piss on.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:00 am to Cow Drogo
This falls under "Well...NO shite."
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:01 am to Cow Drogo
The open front design is there to make it easier for women to wipe.
“allow women to wipe the perineal area after using the toilette without contacting the seat.”
“allow women to wipe the perineal area after using the toilette without contacting the seat.”
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:01 am to Cow Drogo
My wife got chlamydia from a public toilet seat.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:03 am to OysterPoBoy
Hate when that happens.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:04 am to OysterPoBoy
bruh...i got some bad news
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:06 am to Cow Drogo
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to provide easier access for females to wipe their taint
What about me? What about my taint?
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:07 am to OysterPoBoy
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My wife got chlamydia from a public toilet seat.
Was the toilet seat named Tyron?
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:08 am to Cow Drogo
Should be a law requiring footpads next to the seat since that's how 99.9% of women piss in public restrooms.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:09 am to Cow Drogo
I think some guys at work believe it's for pissing into the toilet without lifting the seat up. Thanks for the piss splatter on the seat, baw.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 8:11 am to OysterPoBoy
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My wife got chlamydia from a public toilet seat.
I thought she got it from riding a tractor
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:07 pm to LewDawg
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I think some guys at work believe it's for pissing into the toilet without lifting the seat up.
I'm not about to touch that nasty thing to lift it up!
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:12 pm to Cow Drogo
When my mom and dad moved into our house before I was born my dad put horseshoe seats on every toilet for this reason. My mom made him return them all the same day.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:24 pm to Cow Drogo
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public toilet seats are horseshoe U shaped and residential seats are oval.
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they must be U shapes to avoid genital to seat contact for males
Yall rub yall genitals on your home commodes?
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:26 pm to VinegarStrokes
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I thought she got it from riding a tractor
You call that the tractor story?
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:50 pm to blueridgeTiger
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I'm not about to touch that nasty thing to lift it up!
Use your foot
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:45 pm to Cow Drogo
I thought the answer was 42.
Or was that the answer to the universe?
Or was that the answer to the universe?
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