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Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:21 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
My ex wife. She’s something. Spent time in a mental hospital
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:27 am to RoleTideFan80
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I knew someone who threw pennies at a stripper. It was raining pennies instead of dollar bills.
I bet you also know someone who was ejected from that same strip club by the bouncers. With extreme prejudice.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:29 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
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This guy put a candy bar on layaway at Wal-Mart.
No he didn't. Wal Mart has always had a minimum purchase amount for LayAway, they aren't going to let you put a $1 candy bar on and make payments.
Speaking of special people in the Army, when I went through basic training we had a guy, I won't give his name, but he decided to kill himself.
Well anyone who went through basic training knows about the floor buffers used to polish the dorm floors, well this genius tied the electrical cord around his neck and threw the buffer out the third floor window. Problem is , they had about a 300' long cord, so the damn buffer hit the ground and old boy was just left standing there like the dumb arse he was.
Never saw him again after that day though.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:35 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
is this thread about retards?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:37 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
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I'm talking the kinda special where they were unforgettable. Like legend status.
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Anyone know anyone like that?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:44 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
A girl I knew in junior high put a tampon in her butt. She learned the hard way that she was wrong.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 9:15 am to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Speaking of special people in the Army, when I went through basic training we had a guy, I won't give his name, but he decided to kill himself.
Well anyone who went through basic training knows about the floor buffers used to polish the dorm floors, well this genius tied the electrical cord around his neck and threw the buffer out the third floor window. Problem is , they had about a 300' long cord, so the damn buffer hit the ground and old boy was just left standing there like the dumb arse he was.
Every barracks in America has heard that story.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 9:19 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
Posted on 11/6/18 at 10:19 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
So you used to be an Army vet but now you're not?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 10:39 am to BRgetthenet
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This post was edited on 11/6/18 at 10:41 am
Posted on 11/6/18 at 10:42 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
I knew a stripper who's coochie smelled like cotton candy. I thought that was her real smell. Come to find out, it was a spray the whole time.
Does that make me your kind of special?
Does that make me your kind of special?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 10:51 am to Mr. Hangover
quote:It was pretty obvious, I contemplated using quotation marks but the illustrative emphasis would have been minimized.
Nice job of plagiarizing...
A little Simpson’s copy and paste action for the morning, huh?
Grandpa Simpson is where we are all headed to being, should we live long enough.
Irrelevant, unnoticed, full of useless shite.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 11:01 am to DirtyDawg
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1. Once we told him to put a 30 rack of beer on ice. We all left the room and when we came back the guy had taken a 10 gallon cooler, filled it with ice, and then taken the time to pour each individual beer into the cooler to be served...
Posted on 11/6/18 at 11:08 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
A guy who served with my Dad in Vietnam set up Blue Cross Blue Shield of Hong Kong (in those days, you could obtain trademark protection in HK by simply registering the name (unlike most other places where you actually had to use the name in commerce first). He has a huge claim filed shortly after he opened, and he went to a high stakes poker game and won the money to pay the claim.
He registered McDonald's and McD's paid him off to get the name.
He went to register Exxon but they had changed the law.
He was also the guy in Vietnam who could procure anything.
He registered McDonald's and McD's paid him off to get the name.
He went to register Exxon but they had changed the law.
He was also the guy in Vietnam who could procure anything.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 11:11 am to RoleTideFan80
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Wanna know how I know your gay?
Those who smelt it delt it. Damn don't be a dick. Just play along with the thread.
I get it, he was kind of being a dick, but dude you are sounding like someone who was homeschooled for 20 years or lived with wolves for your childhood only to find at 18 that there was a whole world out here. Cmon man
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