That one time you did something so embarrassing that you've never told anyone

i just pooped my trousers

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You've got some real thin skin if you haven't told that to anyone IRL.

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How and why exactly would that come up in a casual conversation?

Took a piss on the garage floor because I was too lazy to go inside

Got Aids.

















from this thread.

just busting your balls man.

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So you mistakenly drank your own piss? Who gives a shite

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Walt, there isn't enough space on the Internet for you to tell us about all of your embarrassing moments. So I'll take your contribution to this thread and give you a high five.

wow

In middle school, we were taking an SAT type test, and I ripped a fart in the middle of it when it was completely quiet. I was so damn embarrassed, but somehow one of the girls said my friends name instead of mine, and everyone jumped on him about it instead of me . Have not admitted to it yet

OK I'll share, I've got a similar story.

Freshman year at U. of Arkansas, had a psychology class that had a strict attendance policy. It was in the Science Bldg basement's auditorium. This long cavernous concrete shell with crazy acoustics. It was old as shite and the desks had these flimsy pressed wood seats that were all attached to each other and after who knows how many decades of wear the layers of pressed wood were kinda separating apart, the shittiest of the desks would pinch your fricking legs when you adjusted in the seat if you weren't careful.

So I rarely ever get sick, but if I do I'll come down with something terribly bad. So I'm sick as all hell, but I had to go to class at least until they took roll usually 10-15 minutes in. I go to class with a high temperature, feeling like total hell, getting the shakes walking to class, etc. I end up passing out, dead to the world asleep during lecture, didn't even wake up when they called my name for roll. At some point while I'm knocked out from the meds or from the sickness I rip a huge, powerful gusty loud as shite fart that just reverberated off the flimsy seat and echo'd through the auditorium so loud it woke me up and people are laughing hysterically at me and I'm just asking "what?'

I didn't even bother taking the final in that class. Needless to say the girl I was trying to hook up with in that class never talked to me again.