Tell.me the advantages and disadvantages of having children

apparently they are worth $500 each

Advantages - pass on your genes. They are cute as hell until about 6.

Disadvantages - open up your checkbook buddy.

Advantages: it takes sex to create them
Disadvantage: they take sex away

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Disadvantages - open up your checkbook buddy.

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I love people who say, "we're waiting until we can afford them before we have kids."

So, you're not having any kids?

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I love people who say, "we're waiting until we can afford them before we have kids."

So, you're not having any kids?

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I had mine in my 20s. I was broke as frick

greatest feeling on this planet is watching your kid be born. 2nd great is hearing them say I love you, daddy/mommy.

tons of great experiences. It's sad when they become teenagers and you realize you won't ever have those best times again. ages 3 to 7 are so awesome.

disadvantages: sucks when your daughter starts dating

It depends on the color

Disadvantages- the wreck your favorite vagina. No sleep for years. Mad expensive. Usually worried about them getting hurt. Once they hit puberty hey hate you.

Advantages: uhhh....it’s worth it, it’s worth it......it’s worth it.

There’s lots of advantages when you’re trying to have them.

Oh...and there is no greater thrill than the first time your kid asks, "Daddy, how did you get to school?"

Well, it was 5 miles...uphill both directions. Always snow on the ground. Walked it...barefooted.