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re: Tell us something that happened to you that is next to impossible.

Posted on 7/25/24 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26254 posts
Posted on 7/25/24 at 4:45 pm to
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When we went through Mom's stuff after she died, I found a beat up pocketknife with a name crudely carved into it. I'm assuming it is a knife my Mom took up when she was teaching. I did some research and found the owner, who was dead. So, I called his nearest relative and was told, in nicer terms, that they didn't give a shite.


This made me laugh….haha..
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 6:19 pm to
In which order?

I think it would suck more to get hit by lightning after being bit by a shark.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13922 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 6:23 pm to
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Tell us something that happened to you that is next to impossible.


I've taken a shite in every state.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 6:27 pm to
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I have driven almost 1,000,000 miles in 30 years and have hit two deer. I hit both of those deer within an eighth of a mile of each other. Years apart.


Doctors still have no idea how my lung got infected, and I was told the chances of non-cancer related lung removal over 3 and under 65 is non-existent.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67061 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 6:33 pm to
The company I work for asked for my salary expectation during the interview process then offered me $20k more than I asked for.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2951 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 8:06 pm to
Might want to bubble wrap that left leg when you go out
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73309 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 8:24 pm to
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I was remodeling a Bell Bomber (Lockheed) mill house years ago and was replacing all of the switches and outlets. I started replacing an outlet and the damned cover screw was painted over so thick (I thought) that I could not get the blade of a screwdriver in it. I started scraping off paint and the entire outlet started moving....it wasn't an outlet at all, it was a fake outlet with a box attached that was about 10 inches deep. I pulled it out of the wall and dumped it out and it was full of jewelry and watches...slap full. One of the watches was a man's watch on a leather band. There was a name engraved on the back of it. Later that day I called directory assistance and asked for a number for that name in Marietta. I got a number, called it, and explained what had happened. Turns out that the person I called was the man's son and had lived in that house in the 1950s. They had moved out of the house when he was 10. I told him what was in the box and he described a woman's class ring that was in it....it was his mother's high school class ring. I told him if he wanted the stuff he was welcome to come get it. He did and was very emotional about it when he showed up with his family. His parents were both dead and having their stuff meant a lot to him. He asked me what I wanted for the stuff, knowing any decent person would tell him nothing, which of course I did. He was very moved by it....and it gave me the warm fuzzies. It was all costume jewelry and cheap, working people watches, but for him it was a part of his family. I like to think that his kids (he had a son and daughter about 10 with him when he came to get the stuff) have that stuff now and appreciate it for what it is.....it wasn't worth much but was treasure for the son who lost his parents.



This is 100% bullshite. For those who don't know, AwgustaDawg is a serial liar.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35047 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 8:26 pm to
My steering wheel fell off as I was driving down the road. I turned and the wheel just kept on turning and fell off in my lap. Lol
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
2191 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 8:29 pm to
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Puff Daddy and Neil Patrick Harris?


Spit out some of my drink on that one…. Kudos
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21266 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 8:44 pm to
for all of us just to be born is damn near impossible. about 40 million sperm are released with each ejaculation and only 1 lucky sperm (us) gets to be the winner
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