Tell Us Something in Your Job Description

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Retired

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Me too, I work for the state.

"upon completion of fluffing, you may be asked to do other job-related tasks, including but not limited to mopping, sanitizing, laundry, etc."

You guys have job descriptions? Am I the only baw working in fintech startups?

All other duties as assigned.


I've rued that line for a plethora of years.

I just had a meeting where i'm guiding a customer to a 5 year $3mm purchase.

just 15 minutes before that i was getting my boss into his email because he forgot his password.

Physical ability to lift 50lbs…..

Not sure why that’s in there. I bet 90% of these fat asses can’t lift themselves off the couch without straining.

Your job is a hybrid. A combination of Product and Sales Manager.

My reply?

You mean I was the only one stupid enough to take a position doing two jobs, yet get paid for only one?

They removed the comment from my job description

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Me too, I work for the state.

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Retired. Don’t work. Love it.

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Physical ability to lift 50lbs…..

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i have to do this very rarely, but sometimes.

over christmas i reroofed, put together a home gym, and put together a shed. on the third i had a firewall install.

i had a network install and my back and hands were killing me. i was hoping for some 50/50 on the physical installation. and when i got onsite, the customer was pushing 300lbs and i knew that i was going to have to do all of the lifting, holding, and installing. Then i get to the data center and he has 200 lbs of switches and equipment sitting on top where we need to install. he says "i'll hold the screws for you."

sigh. what should have been a 15 minute plug and play turned into 2 hours of carefully taking down his network, removing equipment, reattaching by screwing it into a 2 post rack and turning it back on.

Part-time, amateur psychologist

Part-time, amateur marriage counselor

Part-time, heavy-handed pimp when the women of the office start skirt biting.