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Tell Us About Your Relatives "We All Have"
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:07 pm
Most of us, I am sure, have someone we are related to that you are embarrassed to be related to.. My story is one I heard about last night.
So my mom has 7 siblings, three brothers.. two of them are.. well.. think of Uncle Eddie on the vacation movies, but worse.
One is in his early 60s and has a kid that is about 7, 8... 9 years old. He had the kid with this woman who works at a gas station and looks like a man. Well, his brother, my other uncle, who is in his mid 40s.. is married and don't have kids. Well when the kid was born my uncle in his 40s and his wife wanted to adopt the kid because it was a messed up situation. Well evidently, they get the kid most of the time, but she has to go to her mom's sometimes. I think they all live in the same trailer park (the two uncles and the man looking woman who is the kid's mother)... Well, the kid just had to change schools because she got kicked out of a public school for calling black kids "monkeys".
Normally I would be embarrassed to share this story, but my mom doesn't have anything to do with them.. Its just one of those situations in which you really can't help who you are related to. Anyone else with a similar story?
So my mom has 7 siblings, three brothers.. two of them are.. well.. think of Uncle Eddie on the vacation movies, but worse.
One is in his early 60s and has a kid that is about 7, 8... 9 years old. He had the kid with this woman who works at a gas station and looks like a man. Well, his brother, my other uncle, who is in his mid 40s.. is married and don't have kids. Well when the kid was born my uncle in his 40s and his wife wanted to adopt the kid because it was a messed up situation. Well evidently, they get the kid most of the time, but she has to go to her mom's sometimes. I think they all live in the same trailer park (the two uncles and the man looking woman who is the kid's mother)... Well, the kid just had to change schools because she got kicked out of a public school for calling black kids "monkeys".
Normally I would be embarrassed to share this story, but my mom doesn't have anything to do with them.. Its just one of those situations in which you really can't help who you are related to. Anyone else with a similar story?
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:08 pm to OweO
Nobody's going to read your giant wall of textual diarrhea.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:09 pm to PairofDucks
Your momma
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:09 pm to OweO
can't think of any, so it must be me
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:11 pm to OweO
That one uncle that used to play hide the sausage with us... those were the days.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:11 pm to The Mick
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That one uncle that used to play hide the sausage with us... those were the days.
Good ole unk huh?
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:11 pm to OweO
My Uncle Jimbo (not kidding) who makes Forrest Gump look like a Rhodes Scholar got busted for running meth for his boss who also owned a porn shop. Uncle Jimbo isn't invited to family functions anymore.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:12 pm to OweO
Your family sounds really trashy. Thank you for making me feel better about mine. 
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:12 pm to OweO
They're all hyper-wholesome Mormons, so I'm probably the embarrassing family member.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:14 pm to OweO
quote:I have a nephew like this. My brother is a pos. From what I understand the baby mama is a pos too.
the kid just had to change schools because she got kicked out of a public school for calling black kids "monkeys"
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:14 pm to OweO
Where were you born, out of curiosity?
And I mean what city
And I mean what city
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:15 pm to Winston Cup
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Your family sounds really trashy. Thank you for making me feel better about mine.
Glad I can help.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:15 pm to ksayetiger
Baton Rouge
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:15 pm to OweO
quote:Great guy, lots of fun. Especially his gassy smelling rag he used to let us sniff.
Good ole unk huh?
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:16 pm to The Mick
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Great guy, lots of fun. Especially his gassy smelling rag he used to let us sniff.
Did yall play turtle? You know, everyone gets under the covers, someone rips one and the person who sticks their head out first losses..
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:31 pm to Winston Cup
So yall telling me know one has fricked up family members?
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:37 pm to OweO
I am that family member
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:37 pm to TigerFred
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I am that family member
So what do you do that makes you that family member? Does your kids go around calling kids of other races names?
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:46 pm to OweO
I have cousins in MS who are always drunk or high, sleep with each others women and get them pregnant, wreck each others cars (they never seem to wreck their own, its always when driving each others)
we don't associate with them unless they pop in on my grandma when we are visiting
we don't associate with them unless they pop in on my grandma when we are visiting
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:47 pm to Nado Jenkins83
The irresponsible relative.
Who barely keeps a job, is bad with money, and jumps from one relative/friend's house to another to stay a while until "They get on their feet". However, they contribute very little and eat up all your shyt.
They fall out with the owner, move out and find someone else who would take them in and the cycle continues.
Who barely keeps a job, is bad with money, and jumps from one relative/friend's house to another to stay a while until "They get on their feet". However, they contribute very little and eat up all your shyt.
They fall out with the owner, move out and find someone else who would take them in and the cycle continues.
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