re: Tell a story of how you wronged a girl

i have a lot of free time

i'd basically be swapping poker days for sub days

all i know is that movies lied. aloof geniuses with slight autism don't attract hot girls. it attracts obese nerds

Yeah, you must always be careful not to shite where you eat. I made a habit of seeing the friends of my buddy's wife, and when her birthday came around and multiple of those women were invited, it made for quite the spectacle - including the one I was currently seeing drunkenly pointing at one and loudly asking if they were Eskimo sisters Keeping it classy... she was a teacher.

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Realized you gotta be a bit of a dick which is the opposite of my personality.

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I hate this. Not who I am at all and it drives me nuts when it works, which is often.

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all i know is that movies lied. aloof geniuses with slight autism don't attract hot girls. it attracts obese nerds

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What's worse is that the movies have made women think this is what they want when their internal biology and psychology leads them towards something very, very different.

Like I said, mild sociopathy is required if you want to game the system.

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yeah it's amazing when i was a complete lush for like 6 months of 2013 i racked up by just being retarded

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My biggest cockblock is getting stoned. I get way too cautious and overanalyze things. When alcohol releases my inhibitions, success goes waaaaay up. Add in some stimulants and it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

yeah i'm just not built for that. too much of an empath (Which i know will make many of my biggest fans laugh at on here b/c i have the rep of being completely without care of other people). i just don't care anymore for the time being

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My biggest cockblock is getting stoned. I get way too cautious and overanalyze things. When alcohol releases my inhibitions, success goes waaaaay up. Add in some stimulants and it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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i got laid one time while at a nice restaurant in baggy shorts, a fishing shirt, a straw cowboy hat, and ghetto sandals

why? i was super drunk

*ETA: i was also pushing 250 at the time :

What's your MBTI, Slow?

Eat some mushrooms and stabilize. You can figure out how to show your strengths and mitigate weaknesses (personality wise) if you know what you're working with.

i have a superbowl party to attend around respectable people today

i am in introvert/cautious mode

the most bold thing i'm doing is wearing my reason shirt

I have bouts of that as well, SFP, although I don't go as far wide.

I tend to go between reclusive and extroverted.

I always have an element of narcissism to my personality, but that just overlies my lack of self-confidence.