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Posted on 2/5/17 at 1:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
I bet the Tinder/Bumble scene in Lake Chuck is full of trashy-but-pretty-hot women with low expectations, you should be able to rack up the notches if you can stomach awful to mediocre intellects.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 1:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
So far Mr. Personality is our leader in the clubhouse with his fecal facial.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 1:57 pm to HempHead
no it's terrible. i even try engaging in the fatter, not as hot in the face girls (just to get practice and give me something t do) and even they have insanely irrational valuing of themselves
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:00 pm to SlowFlowPro
I don't know how to accurately explain this, but you need to playfully deflate them. Being an outright dickhead doesn't work, and neither does being a supplicant. Make them feel like they need to prove something to you without it being explicit.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:02 pm to HempHead
i have comments. i cannot make them on here.
my new focus is on Lauberge servers. i have an "in" there
my new focus is on Lauberge servers. i have an "in" there
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:03 pm to SlowFlowPro
Service industry, hair stylists, realtors, and nurses are the easiest pickings. That's in order, too. Servers (but not bartenders, they don't have time for that shite) are good ones to practice on because they are a captive audience. 
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:06 pm to HempHead
i have an older nurse lined up but she's never avaiable
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:07 pm to SlowFlowPro
They're available if they want to be. If it seems like she continually makes reasons why she can't see you, just forget about her.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:08 pm to HempHead
quote:
I don't know how many times I've ghosted women after getting bored/running away from commitment.
the worst one for me was one where I was her first
after that I got word that it affected her so badly that she went lesbian
I still feel rotten.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:12 pm to anc
I had three girls thinking that I was there boyfriend at the same time just so I could pork them with no questions asked. This was going on for almost an entire summer and they all caught hard feelings for me. Eventually I realized I really liked one of them to the point I needed to cut the others off. They really enjoyed hearing that I didnt think the same ab them and that I just looked at them as friends with benifits and I told them the truth ab all of it. At first they were mad at me but then they got to the point they felt like they were in a competition for me. Those late night tryna make me jealous nudes were always a good time. I kinda felt bad bc they were cool chicks but I just had to charge it to the game
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Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:15 pm to HempHead
The real trick to dating apps is to keep it simple. Post 4 or 5 complimentary pictures of yourself that someone else took - no selfies. Don't be wearing Affliction or cargo shorts. Make sure you have one or two with a group of normal-looking friends. You have to have something in your bio, but keep it short and light/witty. Then, don't go more than 5 or so message exchanges before you ask for digits. Dating app message exchanges quickly get stale. Also, many girls are on there to dick you around, and this weeds them out. Just get to the point. I always give them my digits and let them make the move. If they don't text me, who cares? Move on.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:16 pm to anc
I went radio silent, and then got an desperate email asking me to come over and talk.
Said sorry can't I am going to the NIT Game ..... little did I know how that would me one of the only post season basketball opportunities in the last 15 years
Said sorry can't I am going to the NIT Game ..... little did I know how that would me one of the only post season basketball opportunities in the last 15 years
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:17 pm to Blob Fish
^^^
Addendum: read their profile/bio and, if possible, make a shitlord comment in response to it.
Addendum: read their profile/bio and, if possible, make a shitlord comment in response to it.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:19 pm to HempHead
Don't forget teachers. There are SO MANY horny/easy teachers out there. The majority also love to party. I feel like the younger age group they teach, the wilder they are. My hypothesis is that it's because they hang around 7-year-olds all day talking about the most boring of things. They can't wait for adult time, and boy do they frequently deliver.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:22 pm to Blob Fish
All of the teachers I've been with are an 11 out of 5 on the batshit scale so I've just stopped going for them. No I'm not going to act out your rape fantasy you crazy woman.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:22 pm to HempHead
No doubt. I always use the same closing line.
Something like - "Here's my number if you'd ever like to get a drink sometime (or whatever she's into). If you're interested, just send me a text saying 'This is Sara (whoever), the rollerblading swingdancing kindergarten teacher (whatever she's into). I'll eventually figure out who it is. I don't know too many of those."
Corny as hell. Works the vast majority of the time.
Something like - "Here's my number if you'd ever like to get a drink sometime (or whatever she's into). If you're interested, just send me a text saying 'This is Sara (whoever), the rollerblading swingdancing kindergarten teacher (whatever she's into). I'll eventually figure out who it is. I don't know too many of those."
Corny as hell. Works the vast majority of the time.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:23 pm to HempHead
Well, obviously I haven't been marrying them, and I'm extra cautious not to impregnate them or give them any reason to key my Yukon.
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:25 pm to Blob Fish
quote:
Don't forget teachers. There are SO MANY horny/easy teachers out there.
haven't
thought about substitute teaching over the spring, in fact
THAT is how dedicated i am
Posted on 2/5/17 at 2:25 pm to Blob Fish
My current part-time work is in a very public and oft-frequented place, so I've taken steps to avoid any possible embarassing situations. The last thing I want to do is sic a bouncer on some wild-eyed history teacher.
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