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Teenager sues his parents for $250,000 for naming him Gaylord
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:41 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:41 am
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A 17-year old boy from Missouri has launched a civil lawsuit against his parents for naming him Gaylord as a child, a name which allegedly caused him to suffer from a lot of mockeries and even serious bullying.
Gaylord Williams from the small city of Kirksville in Missouri is suing his parents, Dave and Carol Williams, for “deliberately making his life miserable” by giving him “an outdated and prejudicial first name”.
In his allocution presented this morning in front of the Adair County Circuit Court, the teenage boy claims he was an undesired child and that his parents deliberately gave him that first name to make him “a designated scapegoat”.
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“They told me several times that I was an accident and that I had ruined their life. When he was drunk, my father even admitted that they had named me like that in order to ruin my life like I had ruined theirs.”
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“My life is miserable! I can’t wait until I turn 18 and I get the right to change my name without my parents’ consent!”
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 10:46 am
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:42 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
kid's got a point
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:42 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
well, i mean.. the kid has a point.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:42 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Tort reform board
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:42 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Should have named him Sue
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:42 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
This is exactly something I'd expect out of a Gaylord.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:43 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Teenager sues his parents for $250,000 for naming him Gaylord
As he should
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:43 am to LSUJuice
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This is exactly something I'd expect out of a Gaylord.
/thread.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:43 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Link?
I did some independent research and confirmed this is from a satire site.
Now I see why you didn't provide a link.
President Trump thanks you for your continued spread of fake news
I did some independent research and confirmed this is from a satire site.
Now I see why you didn't provide a link.
President Trump thanks you for your continued spread of fake news
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 10:47 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to DollaChoppa
Fake news
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Maybe Gaylord is too stupid to realize he can just change his name; this way he won't look like a fricking Gaylord
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:47 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:
“They told me several times that I was an accident and that I had ruined their life. When he was drunk, my father even admitted that they had named me like that in order to ruin my life like I had ruined theirs.”
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:54 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I always giggled as a kid when I heard the name Gaylord Perry.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:16 am to Ghost of Colby
Should be glad he wasn’t named Gaylord Focker.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:18 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Ok Francis
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:18 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
If the kid get's 250,000 for Gaylord, the Braxxtons and Braileighlynns of the world have a case for million dollar suites
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:22 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
The original Gaylord:
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:29 am to TheFonz
Why not just man up and own it. Glenn Davis owned the name big baby.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:53 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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This post was edited on 4/8/19 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:09 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Usually I would say the kid is being ridiculous, but his parents are real jerks. I don’t blame him for suing.
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