re: Teach me about golf, please.

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Teach me about golf, please.

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Keep your head down. Keep your stupid head down. Keep your damn stupid head down.

Hardest game to be good at consistently in sports. Good luck.

Here's my idea for a f***ing sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.

— Like pool?

— F*** off pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little f***ed up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole.

— Oh, you mean like croquet?

— F*** croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh, f*** of ya! Big fun, yeah!

— Oh, like a bowling thing?

— F*** no! Not straight. I put shite in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you f***ing ball. And go hacking away with a f***ing tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. F*** that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're gonna f***ing die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part. F***, this is brilliant! Right near the end, I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you f***ing hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box, to f*** with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there cracking you arse, jacking away in the sand.

— And you do this one time?

— F*** no! 18 f***ing times! That's my idea of a sport!"

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Golf is for people that can't fish or hunt or who are happy forever sucking at a sport.

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Spoken like someone who sucks at Golf....And I hunt & fish too

You suck

And you don't even have any Nitro.

Imagine what I'm dealing with over here.

Have a beer. Relax.

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don't have any consistent Nitro

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fify. every now and then I can drop a bomb and destroy a fairway like "little boy" did Hiroshima.

the "golf board" posters are the absolute worst posters on this site. my lord.

nitro, baw!

You have zero Nitro.

You're the biggest nerd here.