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re: Stupid shite your wife asks...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 8:17 pm to bleedsgarnet
Posted on 8/16/20 at 8:17 pm to bleedsgarnet
You going to play golf again tomorrow?
Me: Da.
Me: Da.
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Posted on 8/16/20 at 8:51 pm to East Coast Band
quote:The other day my wife said “Little Rock is in Central Arkansas right?” I confirmed. Her follow up question was “So would you say North Little Rock is in North Arkansas?” I’m genuinely curious what the map of the United States looks like when she imagines it.
I really think that women's sense of direction is not on the level of a man's.
At least the women I've been around.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 9:10 pm to tigergirl10
Who said i wasnt happy? I am happily married..doesn't mean I don't get crazy questions.
This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 8/16/20 at 9:32 pm to welder69
quote:
My favorite to date
Me. Don't forget at midnight time changes an hour ahead
Wife. No, thats no until tomorrow.
I thought at first she was jk. But was serious as dick cancer
She probably walked away from that conversation thinking you were such a dumbass considering the time changes at 2 am
Posted on 8/16/20 at 9:37 pm to bleedsgarnet
Nothing, my wife is waaaaaay too smart for that
Posted on 8/16/20 at 9:39 pm to bleedsgarnet
Me: I'm going to the store do you need anything?
Her: get some fresh bread.
As if I would get some other kind besides fresh.
Her: get some fresh bread.
As if I would get some other kind besides fresh.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 8:49 am to bleedsgarnet
No wife but fiancé. We are sitting in Tiger Stadium last year. Good north end zone seats watching LSU warm up. While the offense is running a few drills she looks at me and asks "Is number 9 the quarterback?" I stare at her for a second. "Yea babe, the guy throwing the ball is the quarterback."
Posted on 8/17/20 at 9:57 am to CrownTownHalo
quote:
Let’s order take out...
Me: What do you want to eat?
Her: you choose, I always choose.
Me: Ok, let’s get Thai...
Her: I don’t want that..
Luckily, mine is not flippant when it comes to take out and actually will make a suggestion. The problem is, the first suggestion is always Thai food. 100% of the time. When I say "No, we we just had Thai", then she says either sushi or Chinese.
She suggested Thai a few weeks back and I called her "one-dimensional". That one is not going to be forgotten any time soon...
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:02 am to Tiger Vision
quote:
Me: I'm going to the store do you need anything?
Her: get some fresh bread.
As if I would get some other kind besides fresh.
Mine will text me when I am in the vehicle on my way back about something I should pick up after asking before I ever entered the store.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:22 am to bad93ex
quote:
Mine will text me when I am in the vehicle on my way back about something I should pick up after asking before I ever entered the store.
Mine will text me to get something from the store when I'm pulling in the driveway. She knows what time I typically leave the office too.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:29 am to tigergirl10
quote:
Instead of complaining about women, you should be grateful that you’re married and have someone who loves you and is willing to spend her life with you.
Not everyone is blessed with have happy marriages. Just saying.
Your husband is definitely in this thread.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:31 am to bleedsgarnet
My wife says so much stupid shite, I can't even keep track anymore. The other day she says "so CNN is democratic & Fox is republican, right?"
"yeah babe, something like that."
"yeah babe, something like that."
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:35 am to bleedsgarnet
every damn time I break or drop something...
"why'd you do that?"
Idk honey...for fun, was in the mood to pick up glass I guess.... WHY THE frick WOULD I HAVE A REASON FOR ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING SOMETHING.
"why'd you do that?"
Idk honey...for fun, was in the mood to pick up glass I guess.... WHY THE frick WOULD I HAVE A REASON FOR ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING SOMETHING.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:41 am to bleedsgarnet
Can we like “ kiss” when we are having sex???
Me: what for??
Me: what for??
Posted on 8/17/20 at 10:43 am to bleedsgarnet
Will you please drive safe? No bitch, now I am going to intentionally drive unsafe out of spite.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 11:02 am to bleedsgarnet
Wife backs into my truck in the driveway and breaks her tail light and rumples some metal. She ask if we can have insurance fix the damage. I then have to explain to her what a deductible is and why your rates are increased for filing a claim. I swear to God for an adult she knows jack about how the world works.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 11:07 am to bleedsgarnet
I'm 61. I quit listening years ago.
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