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stories of coronavirus madness...
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:41 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:41 am
whatchagot?
went to make groceries yesterday morning, place was chaos, panic everywhere, non-essential shite flying off da shelves, all check out lanes open, lines down every aisle, I was dere for 2 dozen donuts for da employees and one box of trash bags but thought I’d have a lil fun while in da store.
store clerk escorts me to the trash bag aisle, I pick out a box, clerk says they were out of rubber gloves and masks and how long and hard work had been, I told him “don’t worry, he could make a hell of a lot more easy money by brokering a deal with the Girl Scouts selling single trash bags at the front of the store, sell em the only product dat 100% guarantees da prevention for contracting coronavirus, place bag over head, cinch it up tight...
clerk asked if putting a few holes in the bag would help breathing, I said “that would defeat its purpose”, he flashed an evil little grin and looked very confused as I walked away in search of da Girl Scout MILFs, my next social experiment...
went to make groceries yesterday morning, place was chaos, panic everywhere, non-essential shite flying off da shelves, all check out lanes open, lines down every aisle, I was dere for 2 dozen donuts for da employees and one box of trash bags but thought I’d have a lil fun while in da store.
store clerk escorts me to the trash bag aisle, I pick out a box, clerk says they were out of rubber gloves and masks and how long and hard work had been, I told him “don’t worry, he could make a hell of a lot more easy money by brokering a deal with the Girl Scouts selling single trash bags at the front of the store, sell em the only product dat 100% guarantees da prevention for contracting coronavirus, place bag over head, cinch it up tight...
clerk asked if putting a few holes in the bag would help breathing, I said “that would defeat its purpose”, he flashed an evil little grin and looked very confused as I walked away in search of da Girl Scout MILFs, my next social experiment...
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 6:01 am
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Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:43 am to Melvin Spellvin
Terrible attempt
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:44 am to Melvin Spellvin
Learn to write.
A story should have 3 Acts.
A story should have 3 Acts.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:45 am to Melvin Spellvin
English mother fricker
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:46 am to Melvin Spellvin
When you type do you think it makes you look cooler to but “da” instead of “the”?
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:57 am to Solo Cam
Hilarious that of all places where folks would try and ridicule one's writing skills winds up being the OT. As if its reading skills are somehow first rate.
Let's just call it (the downvotes) like it is: TLDR, Hurr durrr.
Let's just call it (the downvotes) like it is: TLDR, Hurr durrr.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:58 am to Bigbee Hills
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Let's just call it (the downvotes) like it is: TLDR, Hurr durrr.
You obviously didn't read that goofy garbage.
It read something like this ..
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 6:03 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:05 am to LSU Coyote
Wife (no pics) went out for normal shite (no hoarding) and endured this
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:07 am to EastCoastCajun
Nothing left ..
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:08 am to EastCoastCajun
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Wife (no pics) went out for normal shite (no hoarding) and endured this
What store is that? Looks like a Super Dollar General.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:11 am to Solo Cam
yes, especially when reading your sentence structure and misspelling the word "put"...
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 6:17 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:11 am to LSU Coyote
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What store is that? Looks like a Super Dollar General.
Actually it's a Shaw's supermarket. Big chain here in Massachusetts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:13 am to EastCoastCajun
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Actually it's a Shaw's supermarket. Big chain here in Massachusetts
Yeah, I couldn't recognize it, guess because I've never been to a "Shaw's".
Thanks
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:21 am to LSU Coyote
We ordered grocery pick up from a super Walmart. Ordered on Thurs., supposed to pick up on Friday between 4-5. My wife went to pick up at 4. By 5 she got bored and came home. The manager told her they were behind but would send her a message when her order was ready to pick up.
She got the message aboot 6:30 and went back. At 7:30, she realized they had 22 people in front of her and were servicing 4 people per hour. She went up to cancel, but had trouble speaking to the manager. Some church lady was monopolizing all of his time by chewing him out for about a year.
My daughter finally stepped in front of the church lady and sweetly asked the manager if we can cancel our order. He said yes, apologized, and went back to having his ear bent by the old count.
My wife and daughter then went inside and just picked up a few things. Miserable.
People are buying hurricane supplies and acting as if Carona is going to knock out the electricity and water supply. WTF?
She got the message aboot 6:30 and went back. At 7:30, she realized they had 22 people in front of her and were servicing 4 people per hour. She went up to cancel, but had trouble speaking to the manager. Some church lady was monopolizing all of his time by chewing him out for about a year.
My daughter finally stepped in front of the church lady and sweetly asked the manager if we can cancel our order. He said yes, apologized, and went back to having his ear bent by the old count.
My wife and daughter then went inside and just picked up a few things. Miserable.
People are buying hurricane supplies and acting as if Carona is going to knock out the electricity and water supply. WTF?
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:41 am to LSU Coyote
thanks prof, means a huge bunch coming from someone using three month old xmas cards as examples...
side note: thumbs up and GIG 'EM!!! to the one ballsy sob to upvote...
side note: thumbs up and GIG 'EM!!! to the one ballsy sob to upvote...
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 6:45 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:42 am to Melvin Spellvin
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thanks prof, means a huge bunch coming from someone using three month old xmas cards as examples.
How is the age relevant?
I use only my pictures.
Edt
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 7:00 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:50 am to LSU Coyote
i believe the word you are looking for is "why" rather than "how"; and the word is "relevant" not "realavent"...
Posted on 3/14/20 at 6:55 am to Melvin Spellvin
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i believe the word you are looking for is "why" rather than "how"; and the word is "relevant" not "realavent"...
I'm driving cat.
Again, how and why does the age matter?
Question asked, you have the floor.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 7:02 am to LSU Coyote
STAY OFF YOUR GD PHONE YOU FRICKIN POS!!!
you and everyone like you are just like the frickin prick that was distracted and struck and killed my daughter while she was on her bike...
what do you have to say now, you have the floor arsehole, i'll wait...
you and everyone like you are just like the frickin prick that was distracted and struck and killed my daughter while she was on her bike...
what do you have to say now, you have the floor arsehole, i'll wait...
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 7:05 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 7:03 am to Melvin Spellvin
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Melvin Spellvin
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proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Goofy silliness.
This must be an alt-account. Why do ppl create alts?
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you and everyone like you are just like the frickin prick that was distracted and struck and killed my daughter while she was on her bike...
Stop.
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 7:04 am
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