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re: Spouse check-in excuses

Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148000 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Been there many times but with x or meth
how does this even happen? That's like almost impossible to get yourself into this bind with a chick you are doing X or Meth with
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:26 pm to
quote:


Also: 

"I'm stressed about work" 
"I don't feel good about myself" 
"Not now, but in the morning.....come morning: not now, how about later?" 
"I'm exhausted" 

I can keep going, I've been married for 20+ years, I've heard every excuse in the book.


Are we married to the same woman? If not, sisters?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17429 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:26 pm to
Can't forget headache or tummy not feeling good.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

You need that?


Need is a strong word.

No, I don't need it, but I also don't have a 20 year old LSU brunette running around my house naked at the moment either.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:29 pm to
Tell her the neighbor down the street has some Tylenol. You'll be back in 6 minutes.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45231 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

I promise she will know something is up


What you did there. I seent it.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:32 pm to
I don't understand how these women expect to stay reasonably happily married.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1916 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:34 pm to
Show me your weiner
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59109 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:39 pm to
Oh like you've never made an excuse.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:39 pm to
Just tell her to lay there and you'll wipe her off when your done.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:41 pm to
My wife is batting .750 when she initiates contact.

I have been dropped down to the 9th slot, as my on base percentage is awful and my strikeout percentage is worse than Michael Jordan's gambling addiction.
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:42 pm to
My wife doesnt frick me. She destroys me.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:43 pm to
A mismatch of sex drives was one of the many issues in my marriage. I understand how important it is, and can honestly say I don't make excuses.

I'm not saying women need to be frick machines. But there are plenty of women who frequently make excuses, and it erodes a marriage when your spouse makes you feel unwanted.
This post was edited on 5/28/17 at 7:44 pm
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17429 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:45 pm to
Yes
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4936 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:48 pm to
What the he'll is that?
Volution pep is all I see.
An enhancer I've never heard of I'm guessing
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:49 pm to
Tadalafil

(Which I only know because of this site. Thanks, OT!)
This post was edited on 5/28/17 at 7:51 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59109 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:51 pm to
True. There is a difference between made up excuses and legit reasons.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69649 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:53 pm to
Watch a Ron Jeremy porn flick
Posted by Smokezilla82
Member since Jan 2017
465 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:53 pm to
time to go beat it like it owes you money dude..
Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
35452 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Will Cover


Huh, guess you only have a hard-on for gravy.
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