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re: SPINOFF: You wanted Shania? fine here you go...NSFW (maybe)
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:08 pm to Tigeralum2008
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:08 pm to Tigeralum2008
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Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:09 pm to Tigeralum2008
Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:50 pm to kilo1234
Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:27 pm to soccerfüt
WTF is a muttsnake?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:30 pm to lsu480
That is Kate Beckensale
Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:41 pm to chinhoyang
Still awesome.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:46 pm to cajunduby
She was married to Mutt Lange, figure it out.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:04 pm to Huey Lewis
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Apparently she always wears pants because she doesn't like her legs.
IIRC the issue is being bowlegged. She seems to hide that pretty well.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:31 pm to cajunduby
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WTF is a muttsnake?
The member of her former Svengali/husband/manager "Mutt" Lange.
Mutt's snake? Get it?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:36 pm to soccerfüt
You know a chick has to be crazy when she is this hot and her husband still cheats on her.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:36 pm to Rouge
Know how I know you are a toddy?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:37 pm to Walt OReilly
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I met her once at a ball my uncle took me to.
What kind of homo goes to a ball with his uncle?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:45 pm to Festus
He had a like 8 tickets(had our own table). I had just graduated college and he invited me I guess as his gift to me.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:52 pm to Festus
One who enjoys his uncle's balls apparently
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:54 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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One who enjoys his uncle's balls apparently
What's the matter Uncle, you seem a bit testy?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:56 pm to Walt OReilly
Did he buy you a corsage Walt?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:08 pm to Festus
No chief he did not
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:14 pm to Tigeralum2008
Would logjam
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:33 pm to Tigeralum2008
Want to touch the hiney
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