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Spinoff Thread - El Gaucho & LucasP Related

Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:18 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:18 pm
You are the Absolute Dictator of the World-

Which of the two dies first (and how!)?

Please be graphic.

PS: For purposes of this exercise, I am the Absolute Dictator of Andromeda 7. You and I have a Mutually Assured Destruction thing going on so we don’t frick with each other’s spheres of influence.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:19 pm to
Jesus man. Sorry bout the shite posting.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198126 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Which of the two dies first (and how!)?

quote:

soccerfüt
cause he will eventually die of aids
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:21 pm to
I knew the simple premise of the OP was over your head.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:23 pm to
I'd kill lucas because he RA'd my watch thread 2 years ago. He won't admit that he did, but he did
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

You are the Absolute Dictator of the World-

Which of the two dies first (and how!)?

Please be graphic.

PS: For purposes of this exercise, I am the Absolute Dictator of Andromeda 7. You and I have a Mutually Assured Destruction thing going on so we don’t frick with each other’s spheres of influence.


Oh man we all gonna dress up and stuff like Dungeons and Dragons? I hope I meet a lot of chicks doing this.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:38 pm to
gaucho...long ago, when he was a brand new poster, I had him convinced I knew his true identity. Had him scared shitless...


As far as his death goes, he will be stripped naked and smeared with molasses, then his limbs will he shackled to 4 giant Eunuchs.

Then I shall release the bees, who flock to gaucho, covering him.

The eunuchs, who are afraid of bees, try to run away, and eventually his limbs are torn off, slowly and painfully.

Then the wounds shall be burnt closed before he bleeds out.

At night, the weasels come...
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:59 pm to
But what about the gerbils?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60201 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 1:00 pm to
I ra'd
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26146 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Which of the two dies first (and how!)?


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:27 pm to
Ding-Ding-Ding!

Correct answer.
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