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Spinoff Thread - El Gaucho & LucasP Related
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:18 pm
You are the Absolute Dictator of the World-
Which of the two dies first (and how!)?
Please be graphic.
PS: For purposes of this exercise, I am the Absolute Dictator of Andromeda 7. You and I have a Mutually Assured Destruction thing going on so we don’t frick with each other’s spheres of influence.
Which of the two dies first (and how!)?
Please be graphic.
PS: For purposes of this exercise, I am the Absolute Dictator of Andromeda 7. You and I have a Mutually Assured Destruction thing going on so we don’t frick with each other’s spheres of influence.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:19 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:19 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Which of the two dies first (and how!)?
quote:cause he will eventually die of aids
soccerfüt
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:21 pm to OWLFAN86
I knew the simple premise of the OP was over your head.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:23 pm to soccerfüt
I'd kill lucas because he RA'd my watch thread 2 years ago. He won't admit that he did, but he did
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:25 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
You are the Absolute Dictator of the World-
Which of the two dies first (and how!)?
Please be graphic.
PS: For purposes of this exercise, I am the Absolute Dictator of Andromeda 7. You and I have a Mutually Assured Destruction thing going on so we don’t frick with each other’s spheres of influence.
Oh man we all gonna dress up and stuff like Dungeons and Dragons? I hope I meet a lot of chicks doing this.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:38 pm to soccerfüt
gaucho...long ago, when he was a brand new poster, I had him convinced I knew his true identity. Had him scared shitless...
As far as his death goes, he will be stripped naked and smeared with molasses, then his limbs will he shackled to 4 giant Eunuchs.
Then I shall release the bees, who flock to gaucho, covering him.
The eunuchs, who are afraid of bees, try to run away, and eventually his limbs are torn off, slowly and painfully.
Then the wounds shall be burnt closed before he bleeds out.
At night, the weasels come...
As far as his death goes, he will be stripped naked and smeared with molasses, then his limbs will he shackled to 4 giant Eunuchs.
Then I shall release the bees, who flock to gaucho, covering him.
The eunuchs, who are afraid of bees, try to run away, and eventually his limbs are torn off, slowly and painfully.
Then the wounds shall be burnt closed before he bleeds out.
At night, the weasels come...
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:59 pm to fr33manator
But what about the gerbils?
Posted on 12/19/17 at 1:14 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Which of the two dies first (and how!)?

Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:27 pm to DarthRebel
Ding-Ding-Ding!
Correct answer.
Correct answer.
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