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re: Spinoff: single divorcees. Do you have a checklist?
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:49 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:49 pm to fr33manator
Dang. I guess I got end-of-page'd on my last post. 
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:53 pm to MightyYat
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there's going to be some lonely folks in this world
Oddly, I'm not one of them. While I have had my share of duds for dates, it would also shock the shite out of you to see some of the cute ones I have had. Youngest was almost 20 years my junior.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:00 am to damnedoldtigah
Oh I'm sure. There's way too many people in the world do end up dying alone. I just crack up at people's unrealistic expectations from a partner. Those people will never be happy in life.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:10 am to MightyYat
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What I've learned from this thread is there's going to be some lonely folks in this world
You don't need a relationship with a woman who doesn't do it for you! It's better to not have a steady woman. Not lonely at all if you have family, friends, etc. Sad, insecure folks worry about being "lonely!"
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:10 am to Jet12
Don't tempt me my Jetsy. You're a succubus.
You sank the boat yet?
You sank the boat yet?
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:14 am to Jet12
Oh. Hey jetsy.
Just saw your end of page post
It's probably too late for an end run At the R&J droppie though
Just saw your end of page post
It's probably too late for an end run At the R&J droppie though
This post was edited on 11/13/14 at 12:15 am
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:17 am to fr33manator
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You're a succubus.
You sank the boat yet?
I consider myself a siren, so yes, I've already led the sailors to their deaths as their ship crashed onto the rocks.
(I dunno)Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:18 am to fr33manator
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It's probably too late for an end run At the R&J droppie though
Darn.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:23 am to Jet12
Funny you say sailor.
I'm in the doldrums once more. I burned down the last port I sought refuge in to repair my sails and hull. But that's the way of things.
Got any reefs you'll sing beautifully on to lure me to an untimely death? I'm due for one.
I need a new maelstrom anyhow.
I'm in the doldrums once more. I burned down the last port I sought refuge in to repair my sails and hull. But that's the way of things.
Got any reefs you'll sing beautifully on to lure me to an untimely death? I'm due for one.
I need a new maelstrom anyhow.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:27 am to Jet12
Probably...we'd make a hell of a run I imagine.
Fraught with danger and bitter old winds and rain and hurricanes.
It's not like the competition is steep this year.
I've got a cargo full of wine and niceties that long for a tragic demise.
Fraught with danger and bitter old winds and rain and hurricanes.
It's not like the competition is steep this year.
I've got a cargo full of wine and niceties that long for a tragic demise.
This post was edited on 11/13/14 at 12:28 am
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:33 am to fr33manator
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Fraught with danger and bitter old winds and rain and hurricanes.
And PIRATES??
quote:
I've got a cargo full of wine and niceties that long for a tragic demise.
I hope you're bringing rum too!
Posted on 11/13/14 at 12:50 am to Jet12
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And PIRATES??
All the pirates. Call me captain.
quote:
I hope you're bringing rum too!
Counted the cargo of one of my sinking ships today.
9 bottles of rum and countless of the rest of the lot.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 1:27 am to fr33manator
I'm married so I can only theorize what I would do if I got divorced.
1st. I have all the kids I want and I don't want any new ones (this doesn't count ones she already has but they would have to be at least 10 years old).
2nd. She has to have a functional career and not just living off child support and what not. I always wanted a nurse so maybe one of those.
3rd. At least some higher education, 2 year minimum but preferably a 4 year degree.
4th. Nice face, I'm not the most picky when it comes to body type as long as it's not nasty. I like curves so a little junk isn't going to bother me at all.
5th. Likes kids. I've got them raised already so she doesn't need to bring anything new to the table when it comes to that.
1st. I have all the kids I want and I don't want any new ones (this doesn't count ones she already has but they would have to be at least 10 years old).
2nd. She has to have a functional career and not just living off child support and what not. I always wanted a nurse so maybe one of those.
3rd. At least some higher education, 2 year minimum but preferably a 4 year degree.
4th. Nice face, I'm not the most picky when it comes to body type as long as it's not nasty. I like curves so a little junk isn't going to bother me at all.
5th. Likes kids. I've got them raised already so she doesn't need to bring anything new to the table when it comes to that.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 1:44 am to fr33manator
quote:ditto bro
I kind of like a little crazy. Keeps me on my toes.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 2:13 am to Hammertime
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This post was edited on 11/13/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 11/13/14 at 2:42 am to fr33manator
I have found that if they're not, I get bored with them within a couple of months. Gotta have a little excitement
Posted on 11/13/14 at 4:03 am to Hammertime
In a separation now from my wife of 14 years. She is a redheaded nurse so I would have to say the next would need to be very good with kids and understand mine comes before anything else. Other than that I really don't have certain standards except for the usual no trashy, drama seeking, whores.
Posted on 11/13/14 at 7:04 am to jmcs68
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I'm not a whore
Why do women feel the need to say this??? It never fails after a girl does the dirty on the first date, the first thing out of her mouth in the morning (After the D) is, "I never do this", "I'm really a good girl", "I'm not a whore"....
No need to lie, women like to frick as much as men do...
Posted on 11/13/14 at 7:41 am to fr33manator
You getting the D baw? First, I check her FB page. That will show me who she really is. She had to work. No debt, credit cards, and her closet can't be full of shite. I'll find out if she is on crazy meds, and pay close attention to her mother. Older kids, but would rather her have none. She would have to be okay with me doing what I do (hunting, fishing, etc).
This post was edited on 11/13/14 at 7:42 am
Posted on 11/13/14 at 7:45 am to fr33manator
If my wife left me, under 26 would be first and that would take care of most of your list
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