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re: Spinoff: Fleshlight
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:21 am to BowlJackson
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:21 am to BowlJackson
quote:
the first sex toy I packed was a pocket pussy modeled after Sasha Grey's vagina
Did you try it and then put it back in the box? You can be honest. We're amongst friends.
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Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:27 am to BigPerm30
I have one and use it daily.
I clean it weekly in the dishwasher
I clean it weekly in the dishwasher
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:27 am to BigPerm30
Nah, the box it was in was wrapped in a dark plastic you can't see through so it would have been obvious it had been opened. They do that so its "discreet". Only reason I knew what it was is because when I scanned it it popped up on the screen in all caps "SASHA GRAY LIFELIKE POCKET PUSSY!!! GET YOURS NOW!!"
Usually non-dildo vibrators were the only sex toys that weren't already "discreetly packaged. One of them had like 4 different kinds that all looked crazy and it was labeled "Beginners Pack"
Usually non-dildo vibrators were the only sex toys that weren't already "discreetly packaged. One of them had like 4 different kinds that all looked crazy and it was labeled "Beginners Pack"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:40 am to Walt OReilly
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I have one and use it daily.
Have you ripped through it yet? You going to pound town on that thing.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:04 am to BigPerm30
No I havent ripped through it
My dick isn't big enough
:(
My dick isn't big enough
:(
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:09 am to BigPerm30
buddy of mine was sitting handcuffed on his bed while cops searched his house (his roommate was moving bars). cops found his fleshlight and they radioed in the cops from outside while tears were streaming from laughter. 5 more cops ran in and they collectively lost their shite
they were like "your gf is cute, why do you have this" and he was like "you know how it is, that same pussy gets old" and they laughed even harder. he said it was a good time
they were like "your gf is cute, why do you have this" and he was like "you know how it is, that same pussy gets old" and they laughed even harder. he said it was a good time
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:12 am to BigPerm30
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Damn you mother frickers are brutal this morning.
I see what you did there.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:12 am to BigPerm30
I'm waiting for a vibrating version with suction and some other bells and whistles. Why the frick do women get such good toys and the best thing we fricking get is a latex sock in a tiny trash can?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:18 am to Carson123987
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:32 am to BigPerm30
It's a sex toy like any other.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:36 am to Walt OReilly
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My dick isn't big enough
You just need to get more leverage. Don't give up. You'll satisfy that thing sooner or later.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:40 am to SmackoverHawg
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I'm waiting for a vibrating version with suction and some other bells and whistles. Why the frick do women get such good toys and the best thing we fricking get is a latex sock in a tiny trash can?
New Sig line?
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