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re: Spinoff: Do Blind Dudes sit when they pee?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:20 pm to runningdad85
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:20 pm to runningdad85
That’s not what they mean baw
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:22 pm to JetsetNuggs
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I aim back left to minimize the sound
I thought i was the only one to do this. I never pee in the water. always on the side above the water line so I can't be heard. Straight stealth.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 1:00 pm to justaniceguy
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This only works if you are a midget
true. once I find it I have to stand on my tip toes to pee over the edge.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 1:02 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Winston Churchill notoriously peed sitting down....hard to be more manly than Churchill......
Manly guys do some pussy stuff too

Posted on 2/27/25 at 5:21 pm to BabyTac
I just walk out the back door and let it fly when I don’t feel concrete under my feet. No light needed
Posted on 2/27/25 at 5:25 pm to oatmeal
True story time: I once helped a blind guy at UA find a bathroom. It was a single-person room in one of the dorms and across from it were a bunch of offices. He just wanted to make sure he wasn't going into one of them instead.
Anyway, I asked if he needed anything in the actual bathroom like finding the toilet (I felt committed to it at this point) and he said he'd be fine from there, that they feel around and gather way more information from touch and sound than we do. I don't know and didn't ask about sitting/standing but I would imagine standing is probably entirely possible so long as they can find the actual bathroom
Anyway, I asked if he needed anything in the actual bathroom like finding the toilet (I felt committed to it at this point) and he said he'd be fine from there, that they feel around and gather way more information from touch and sound than we do. I don't know and didn't ask about sitting/standing but I would imagine standing is probably entirely possible so long as they can find the actual bathroom
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 2/27/25 at 7:59 pm to oatmeal
Worst part about being blind and shitting is not being able to see your poop… size, color, texture, length, quantity…
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:04 pm to oatmeal
You ever wake up to pee but keep your eyes closed and don’t turn on the lights so you don’t fully wake up, and just feel your way and then use the sound of the pee hitting water to judge?
It’s like that for them, just all the time
It’s like that for them, just all the time
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:08 pm to Chad504boy
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Worst part about being blind and shitting is not being able to see your poop… size, color, texture, length, quantity…
That’s one of the seeing eye dog’s duties
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:11 pm to justaniceguy
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I tried to piss with the lights off last night and I got piss all over the floor.
The bigger question is, did you dab it up afterward?
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:01 am to shutterspeed
Of course, but if I didn’t live with my girlfriend I probably wouldn’t have lol
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