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Spin off from the bidet thread last week.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:05 pm
Apparently there is a run on toilet paper.
To my fellow bidet users:
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To my fellow bidet users:
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Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:13 pm to Scoop
You don’t wipe with anything at all? I just don’t see how water only can be all that good at getting you all clean. And what do you dry with? Or do you just walk around with soggy drawers all day?
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:15 pm to Tbonepatron
My bidet has a heated air dry function
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:15 pm to Scoop
Bidet threads give me the opportunity to share one of my fav trashy gifs.
This post was edited on 3/9/20 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:16 pm to Scoop
I just ran a garden hose through the window. A little bit of duct tape and a ball valve to adjust flow and I'm good.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:17 pm to Tbonepatron
quote:you blot and use the blowdryer
You don’t wipe with anything at all? I just don’t see how water only can be all that good at getting you all clean. And what do you dry with? Or do you just walk around with soggy drawers all day?
shite is refreshing as frick
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:17 pm to Scoop
I have about a hundred rolls of Cottonelle in my home office if any of y'all get in a pinch 
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:18 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:ebay dawg
I have about a hundred rolls of Cottonelle in my home office if any of y'all get in a pinch
you'll clean up
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:20 pm to OWLFAN86
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ebay dawg
I forgot to skip the monthly delivery a few months in a row so I have boxes of it stacked in the corner.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:22 pm to OWLFAN86
I got one yesterday and my arse never felt so clean before. Where has this been all of my life.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:22 pm to Scoop
When movie director Billy Wilder (The Apartment, Some Like It Hot) was about to go to Europe his wife asked him to buy a bidet while he was there. After a couple of weeks in Europe he sent her a telegram:
"UNABLE TO OBTAIN BIDET
SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER"
"UNABLE TO OBTAIN BIDET
SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER"
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:23 pm to Scoop
quote:
bidet
I’m not voting for that senile douche.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:35 pm to Tbonepatron
quote:
You don’t wipe with anything at all?
It’s difficult to have a bidet conversation without some personal details so here goes:
My business occurs in the morning before I get into the shower. I normally go from the throne right into the shower. In that scenario, no paper is required.
If it’s an off hour call to arms which is rare or a weekend morning when a shower is not on my agenda, it’s like one square just to absorb residual moisture.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:46 pm to Scooba
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That's what it feels like when I use my bidet with my squatty potty.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:00 pm to eScott
If she fricking less than four guys I'd be shocked.
So unsanitary, but for some reason I don't care.
It's perfectly acceptable to get a public boner while watching her do that.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:02 pm to Tbonepatron
I spray clean then use 2 squares to dry. In a panic situation I can make a case of toilet paper last for months.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:52 pm to Scoop
And I never ordered the bidet.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 9:12 pm to Ingeniero
I don't count squares but mine is less than 1 regular wipe.
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