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re: Spin-off - baths are disgusting

Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:58 am to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:58 am to
quote:

I'm not disgusting, so soaking in water is not a problem.


Well, I'm a dude. I take a shower every evening around 7:30 or 8:30. So over the course of 24 hours, I have farted, pissed, shat, spat, sweated, facked , scratched, and whatever else I'm leaving off. I hardly ever take a bath, but if I do, I'm showering first.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:58 am to
Taking a bath is one of my favorite ways to relax. Doesn't gross me out at all.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:00 pm to
Not believing without pics...
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:04 pm to
Nobody wants to see that.

My only life goal (apart from getting a swimming pool) is to someday have a tub long enough for me to bathe without having to fold up like an accordion.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
11017 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

You're still soaking in the same water your a-hole is in


so you never go swimming either?
Posted by AnOddDevice
Member since Apr 2016
215 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:06 pm to
Makin' a pot of arse gumbo.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:07 pm to
They don't make 8ft long bathtubs?

ETA: Don't get a pool. It goes out of style after awhile.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

I can think of few things more disgusting than taking a bath.


Then you have a terrible imagination.

Covering yourself in vomit
Wearing clothes made out of rotten eggs
Shitting your pants and rubbing your hands in it.
Killing a goat, climbing inside of it, and running around for a few weeks without bathing or taking off the goat
Eating out a yeast infected vagina
Licking a crackhead under Claiborne's butthole


Should I continue?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Don't get a pool.


Solid advice. I doubt I ever will :) I would get tired of washing/drying/straightening my hair after every use.

I'm gonna make the giant bath tub happen, though.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:14 pm to
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I would get tired of washing/drying/straightening my hair after every use.


That and you'd get tired of other people inviting themselves over al the time. shite gets old
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:14 pm to
Wait. Do you have a pool?
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:15 pm to
Yeah.... I have a pool and Im fabulously wealthy
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Don't get a pool. It goes out of style after awhile.


Mmmm, I don't know. I love mine. Salt water, so low maintenance. In the summer, if I'm not working in the yard or running errands, I'm out back by the pool. I have a covered patio with a TV, also outside speakers. Built in pit and a outside mini fridge. shite, I love it. I don't see it going out of style for us.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:17 pm to
Same here. Wine, bubbles, and a book.

Epsom salt if the horse was a jerk that day.

If love a giant bathtub.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 12:18 pm
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28158 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:17 pm to
don't listen to him. pools are awesome
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Additional disgusting things



Your shitty threads
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30616 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:19 pm to
Can we just skip ahead to the part of the thread where we all admit that we pee in the tub?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:19 pm to
Yes!! Perfect way to warm up before going to bed.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:37 pm to
I don't mind taking baths if there is a nice looking woman in the tub with me.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Can we just skip ahead to the part of the thread where we all admit that we pee in the tub?


quote:

Yes!! Perfect way to warm up before going to bed.


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