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Sperm Bank's Perfect Donor' Turns Out To Be Mentally Ill Felon
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:46 pm
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Three families are suing a Georgia-based sperm bank for misrepresenting a mentally ill felon as a "perfect donor."
Xytek, a Georgia-based sperm bank, is in hot water for telling parent hopefuls that Sperm Donor 9623 was a healthy, post-doctoral student with an IQ of 160. Turns out this "perfect donor" was college dropout Chris Aggeles, who has also been diagnosed with three serious mental disorders.
quote:Sorry about your crazy kid, lesbians.
To their horror, they found out that the man, who the sperm bank described as “mature beyond his years” with an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligences, was actually a felon who has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, and schizophrenia. “It was like a dream turned nightmare in an instant,” Angie Collins told The Toronto Star. Collins and her partner Margaret Elizabeth filed a lawsuit against the sperm bank last year,
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Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:50 pm to blueboy
Holy shite. Every time the kid does anything remotely quirky they'll be paranoid that this is "it." If the kid isn't already crazy, that will drive him there.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:54 pm to blueboy
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who the sperm bank described as “mature beyond his years” with an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligences
Why would any person out there that actually fits this description donate sperm in the first place?
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Yeah; having two moms and no dad won't make him crazy at all.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:57 pm to blueboy
I find this whole situation hilarious. So much for trying to cheat Darwin.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:59 pm to blueboy
They would have come out far better just going over to Tech's campus and finding some random nerd and paying him $3K to pound you the old fashion way. 
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:00 pm to Yellerhammer5
What a felonious chain of events.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:09 pm to ProjectP2294
quote:Money. A better question is why would the sperm bank try to push Silly Putty onto unsuspecting parents?
Why would any person out there that actually fits this description donate sperm in the first place?
This post was edited on 4/18/16 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:25 pm to blueboy
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actually a felon who has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, and schizophrenia
I think everyone who donates their lil' swimmers to a sperm bank already possesses some degree of narcissism. They probably see their charitable donation as an act of goodwill that will better society as a whole by preserving their superior genes.
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the man, who the sperm bank described as “mature beyond his years” with an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligences
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:05 pm to Yellerhammer5
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I find this whole situation hilarious. So much for trying to cheat Darwin.
exactly.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:21 pm to ProjectP2294
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master’s degree in artificial intelligences
Right? Cuz you know he would have already built a sexy robot with advanced cock-sucking AI.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:23 pm to blueboy
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Xytek, a Georgia-based sperm bank, is in hot water for telling parent hopefuls that Sperm Donor 9623 was a healthy, post-doctoral student with an IQ of 160.
If I'm a broad and someone tells me that, the first thing I'm thinking is, If the dude is that together how come he has to spank his monkey for a few bucks?
Those chicks are stupid, they deserve what ... what they're getting.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:31 pm to blueboy
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:16 pm to blueboy
He was born that way. These lesbos should be more understanding.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:23 pm to Summer of George
At least these people were deceived by the lab, Melissa Ethridge and her (then) SO Julie so-and-so KNOWINGLY each had loon David Crosby's child.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:43 pm to blueboy
very fine line between genius and insanity... seriously.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:48 pm to ProjectP2294
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Why would any person out there that actually fits this description donate sperm in the first place?
Gotta pay off dem stydent loans mayne
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