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re: speaking in tongue? WTF
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:46 am to Jake88
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:46 am to Jake88
When humans are born, babies are gifted with the ability to speak in tongues, or rather every language known to exist on Earth. It's a gift from God carried over from Heaven, to conception, to birth. For the first several months God speaks to babies and vice versa. He comforts them during their abrupt transition from divine celestial being to terrestrial human creature.
Over time babies lose the ability to speak the tongue of God as they learn one or two primary human languages (sometimes more).
However, an individual of strong faith will always have the ability to tap into their celestial database of languages to communicate directly with God.
The ability to speak in tongues is an instinct no different than animal instincts, but it's an instinct lost over time unless the individual is a person of true faith seeking to tap into their ancient and divine ability to speak any language of man and God.
Speaking in tongues is very real.
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Over time babies lose the ability to speak the tongue of God as they learn one or two primary human languages (sometimes more).
However, an individual of strong faith will always have the ability to tap into their celestial database of languages to communicate directly with God.
The ability to speak in tongues is an instinct no different than animal instincts, but it's an instinct lost over time unless the individual is a person of true faith seeking to tap into their ancient and divine ability to speak any language of man and God.
Speaking in tongues is very real.
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This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 11:51 am
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Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:48 am to mizzoukills
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communicate directly with God.
So God speaks in gibberish?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:50 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:51 am to LSUfanNkaty
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So God speaks in gibberish?
No. Humans speak gibberish. God speaks truth.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:53 am to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
Beejon. Confirmed.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:53 am to mizzoukills
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No. Humans speak gibberish. God speaks truth.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:57 am to N2cars
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I hope all those that believe can find a place they enjoy as well. If you're looking for a place where you are going to 100% agree with everything and like 100% of the people that attend, I would suggest grabbing a Snickers.
Or just start your own non-denominational church. They're sort of like travel baseball teams.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:57 am to LSUfanNkaty
If God spoke to the world right now, the overwhelming majority of humans couldn't understand him and most would die from the shock of his voice.
On the opposite side of the coin, God understands most of us thru love but he cannot understand the gibberish we speak because we don't speak his language (unless we accept "love" as a real language).
If you were to approach God and ramble off a conversation, he'd need Google Translate to understand you no different than you'd need Google Translate to understand him.
"Love" and "math" are the only languages God and humans have in common. Sadly, humans are losing the ability to love and calculate which is further distancing us from God.
On the opposite side of the coin, God understands most of us thru love but he cannot understand the gibberish we speak because we don't speak his language (unless we accept "love" as a real language).
If you were to approach God and ramble off a conversation, he'd need Google Translate to understand you no different than you'd need Google Translate to understand him.
"Love" and "math" are the only languages God and humans have in common. Sadly, humans are losing the ability to love and calculate which is further distancing us from God.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:59 am to mizzoukills
You really are stupid.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:01 pm to larry289
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larry289
Nothing in your post makes sense in the context of what was actually said.
OP says that he and his wife are Catholic but get nothing out of going to Mass.
Fr33 responds that it isn't supposed to be entertainment.
I say that it isn't entertainment, but a person should still get something out of it even if you don't expect it to be entertainment. I then say that it doesn't make sense to claim to be a religion if you get nothing out of following the religion. Which is what the OP said.
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Your statements sounds somewhat conflicting. In the 1st sentence you complain about "to get something" out of church as in you aren't. In the 2nd sentence it changes to someone "claiming", but gets nothing out of following the tenets.
So, you are saying you understand the tenants in the 2nd, but you don't get anything out of it in the 1st? If so, you need to gain a little maturity.
None of this ever was said, and I struggle to see how you got it out of what was said. I am at a total loss for how a person could be so clueless to construct this response. I think that it must be a troll because it is so astoundingly ridiculous, but maybe you really are such a fool.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:01 pm to mizzoukills
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If God spoke to the world right now, the overwhelming majority of humans couldn't understand him and most would die from the shock of his voice.
Link that please.
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"Love" and "math" are the only languages God and humans have in common.
Well, he isn't very good at either.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:02 pm to mizzoukills
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Google Translate
Ahhh... So me and God would need the all mighty and divine, google translate, to assist us. Gotcha.
So while we are on the subject, and because I am bored, if humans speak gibberish and God speaks in tongues... what language did Jesus (mostly known to be God's son) speak?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:02 pm to TigerBait2008
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you really are stupid
...and you proved me right. You're inability to love your fellow man will be the reason for your eternal damnation.
Love is the key to Heaven.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:04 pm to LSUfanNkaty
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what language did Jesus (mostly known to be God's son)
Why do you use the word "mostly"?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:05 pm to mizzoukills
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Why do you use the word "mostly"?
Jews
And don't deflect... answer the question.
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:05 pm to mizzoukills
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God understands most of us thru love but he cannot understand the gibberish we speak
wut
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:08 pm to LSUfanNkaty
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And don't deflect... answer the question.
I'm the one who asked the question. It's not my responsibility to answer the question I asked. It's on you, deceivers of Christ...
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:08 pm to mizzoukills
an all powerful god can't understand the gibberish of vastly inferior beings that are not only from God, but a part of God is within each one?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 12:09 pm to mizzoukills
Yall gettin trolled by mizzoukills
He started this thread a couple weeks back
He started this thread a couple weeks back
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 12:09 pm
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