re: some dude on facebook is made I had sex with his girl

You fricked a made dude's woman? Did you see what happened when they offed Billy Batts?

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so a few weeks ago I was at a gas station at 2am getting some snacks and I ran into these two hoes and one of them starts saying "damn he fine" so i can hear her so i go over there and lay the mack down to her. there was a hotell near by and i tell her to drop her friend off and meet me there, she does, I work her over all night.

she adds me to facebook and she been trying to get more pipe ever since. this girl bringing me food and shite i'm like look i don't know how to tell u this I got a woman and i was just fricking u. i mean if i get bored again and want some head I'll call u but i ain't trying to wife u or anything.


so today i get on facebook and she messages me and i answer and it's a dude. he's like "who is this". I'm like bitch this is facebook if u want to see who it is look at my profile and secondly what type of bitch gets on his girls facebook accont and starts messaging dudes who are giving her the pipe.


i was like dude yo girl a thot first and foremost, secondly who the frick logs into their girls facebook accont no wonder she going aroound town at night looking for random dick cause u sure as frick don't have one and i was like if u got a problem with me run yo arse up over here and see what happens i already know u a bitch cause a real dude ain't go be on facebook playing internet dectecive.


i ought to frick her again just to piss dude off i'm petty like that


i mean this bitch ain't said 2 words about a baby daddy boyfriend or nothing and he mad at me.. not that i would have cared but still. i hate dudes that get mad at other dudes cause they girl is a hoe

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You know, I realize you probably talk like this IRL.

Does that mean you have to write that way too? This is almost unintelligible (that means impossible to understand).

That was a really bad effort

Bump

omg

I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

#staybroke

Sounds like something that happens to me at least once a month. frick on my fellow Arkansas slayer. You keep the northern half of the state on lockdown and I got the bottom half.

Wow??wow

-10/10

The real question is, does this thread break the downvote record?

If it goes the distance, I can see it being up there with one of the greats like the thread about polo shirts being trashy.